The Amazing Strong Intelligent Does Stuff Show!/12

No, not Strong Man.

Transcript

{Open to a top-down view of SI's house as "Reboot" plays. The camera zooms in with gathering speed until it cuts to several scenes of the characters in season one, before cutting to the logo and then zooming in on the "O" in "strong" and showing SI at his computer.}

STRONG INTELLIGENT: {Singing and typing "[email protected]} In a way I'm excited 'bout this monstrosity...

{SI presses enter and the following appears on the screen}

Dear SI,

Why don't you have an email show?

-Crazed fan.

STRONG INTELLIGENT: {Typing what he says} Well the main problem is the fact our channel hasn't got that money. Unless Motherbot prints it....better not go there.

{SI clears the screen}

STRONG INTELLIGENT: Also, we tried that once. Who remembers?

{Cut to a way flashback to a Strong Man email. Strong man is typing gibberish}

STRONG INTELLIGENT: {Voiceover} Safe to say, it wasn't all too popular. And it was short.

{Cut to a zoomed out view of SI's desk. Jontof is standing next to him}

JONTOF: Hypocrit.

STRONG INTELLIGENT: You're aware you suck, right?

JONTOF: Hypocrit.

STRONG INTELLIGENT: CAn you say anything other than hypocrit?

JONTOF: Yeah, hyprocrit.

STRONG INTELLIGENT: Atleast I have a vocabulary higher than a teaspoon!

JONTOF: Antidisastablishmentarialism.

STRONG INTELLIGENT: I bet you don't know what that means.

JONTOF: You're against the people against the goverement.

STRONG INTELLIGENT: {Quickly} I knew that.

JONTOF: You've lost, Esseye.

STRONG INTELLIGENT: Hypocrit.

JONTOF: I walked into that one.

{Zoom back into SI, who continues typing}

STRONG INTELLIGENT: Anywho, another reason is the lack of anything happening.

{An explosion is heard}

STRONG INTELLIGENT: What the Japanese giant hornet?!

{Zoom out. Hiccup walks in, with burned fur and her tuft of hair on fire}

HICCUP: That...was...awesome...

STRONG INTELLIGENT: What'd you do to my garden?

HICCUP: I tricked Oreo into eating dyamite.

STRONG INTELLIGENT: So he's...

HICCUP: Yup. Good riddence.

STRONG INTELLIGENT: Oh well, continueaty will save him.

HICCUP: Yeah.

STRONG INTELLIGENT: The paper, if you will.

{The paper falls, saying "Click here to waste your time and email a nonexistant email adress}

Trivia

• Bet you've forgotten who Strong Man is.