The Amazing Strong Intelligent Does Stuff Show!/11

Fish flavoured catfood is here.

Transcript

{Open to a top-down view of SI's house as "Reboot" plays. The camera zooms in with gathering speed until it cuts to several scenes of the characters in season one, before cutting to the logo and then zooming in on the "O" in "strong" and showing Jontof sitting at the sofa.}

JONTOF: Man, who does that? I waited a month to see the finale and all I got was that! Man, this show sucks.

{SI enters}

STRONG INTELLIGENT: You obviously have no sense of humour. This is a comedy, not a lost-esc style epicness.

JONTOF: Comedy? That's like calling cake breakfast.

STRONG INTELLIGENT: Go away.

JONTOF: With pleasure.

{Jontof walks off}

STRONG INTELLIGENT: Might as well go to the corner shop. Oreo needs feeding and I need catfood.

{Cut to the street, where Greg is. SI walks in}

STRONG INTELLIGENT: Hey Greg.

GREG: 'Sup. Should I join the Super Smah Bros. official team?

STRONG INTELLIGENT: You play as Sonic, right?

GREG He's not in it! Super Smash Bros. is a game for ONLY nintendo characters, not crappy blue hedgehog who only pumps our the same games every year!

STRONG INTELLIGENT: Sonic Unleashed was pretty good.

GREG: He made a new game? When?

STRONG INTELLIGENT: This year, it's for all platforms: Wii, Xbox, Pee-ess-three...

GREG: What're they?

STRONG INTELLIGENT: You like your nostalgia.

GREG: Dude, I've got the sixty-four, the one that'll win the console race!

STRONG INTELLIGENT: {Sighs, before walking on. The camera pans with him, where he bumps into Hiccup.}

HICCUP: Hey, watch it!

STRONG INTELLIGENT: Damn, I've been getting into alot of fights.

HICCUP: Yeah, shame there's no three-parter this year.

STRONG INTELLIGENT: Yeah.

HICCUP: Hey, have you seen my lollipop?

STRONG INTELLIGENT: It's at the cookie bar back home.

HICCUP: I'm off then. See ya!

{Hiccup walks off. Cut to the shop.}

STRONG INTELLIGENT: Fish, eh? Usually only chicken and veg. I'll buy it and see how Oreo like it.

{Cut to the kitchen, where Oreo is laying on his back}

OREO: One day...I'll be up there...

{SI enters}

STRONG INTELLIGENT: Hey Oreo. Guess what?

OREO: You bought wings?

STRONG INTELLIGENT: No...I bought fish flavoured cat food.

OREO: NO! YUCKY!

STRONG INTELLIGENT: Just try it. For me?

OREO: ...Okay. But for you!

{Oreo makes a ^_^ face and jumps on his feet}

OREO: Eeeeeeeeh!

'STRONG INTELLIGENT: Okay...

{SI tips food into Oreo's bowel. Oreo reaches his tounge out very slowly, before the tip of his tounge just touching it. Oreo's eyes then turun into love hearts and he gobbles up the entire pouch.}

OREO: MORE!

STRONG INTELLIGENT: I guess this means a montage...

{Music begins playing as various different scenes of SI buying food and Oreo eating it fade in and out on a background of SI runnign back and forth between the house and the shop with the sun and moon constantly flying by. This suddenly ends and a different, waddely beat playing with a scene of an obese Oreo at his bowel}

OREO: HUUUUUUUUUUUNGRY! I need food! Pleeeease! I'm starving to death!

{SI walks in, bags under his eyes and holding a pouch of food}

STRONG INTELLIGENT: Please stop eating...I need sleep...and you need a diet...

OREO: There's no problem!

JONTOF: {Offscreen} DUDE, SNIFF YOU LITTERBOX!

OREO: Oh well!

STRONG INTELLIGENT: If you don't stop, I'll nuetur you.

OREO: Small price to pay!

STRONG INTELLIGENT: That's it...I've got it!

OREO: No...you don't mean!

{Zoom in on SI's mouth, as slow motion plays}

STRONG INTELLIGENT: Lyposuction...

{Cut to a Scene with Oreo on the table, a hoover in him, and SI, Motherbot and A Spider Lama in scrubs}

STRONG INTELLIGENT: Ready?

A SPIDER LAMA: Okey-dokey!

MOTHERBOT: Affermative.

STRONG INTELLIGENT: A Spider Lama, the honors?

A SPIDER LAMA: Yup!

{SI presses "On" on the hoover, the fat instantly drains from Oreo, until a swelling appears in the hoover pipe}

STRONG INTELLIGENT: CRAP, A BLOCKAGE!

A SPIDER LAMA: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

{The three run off, before the pipe explodes, and custard like liquid burst from it. The sludge oozes offscreen, except the word "End"}

OREO: Uhhh...guys? I think I'm all better...

{End}

Trivia

• At the time of writing this, real Oreo the cat was not yet nuetered.
• SI has played Sonic Unleashed, and hates it.