The Adventures of Mac and Badstar!/1

Transcript

{Fade in to outside Badstar's house. Mac is standing there looking up at the house}

MAC: {Shouting} Badstar! You home, dude?

BADSTAR: Actually, I'm right behind you. I've been standing here for like, 10 minutes.

MAC: {Jumps and turns to Badstar} Woah! Dude don't scare me like that.

BADSTAR: Aaaaanyway, what shall we do today? We could either go on the quest for the golden eye of destiny... or eat pie until we puke.

MAC: I vote pie. ONWARD!!!!

{Cut to Ert's House in the kitchen. Mac and Badstar are scarfing down pies}

MAC: {Mouthful o' pie} Isn't this great?

BADSTAR: Yup! I'd prefer this over a golden eye of destiny that could fulfill all our fantasies anyday!

MAC: {Begins coughing} Oh God, I'm dying!

{Mac spits out a little treasure chest thingy. He picks it up and opens it. A fanfare plays from inside}

CHEST: Combilations! You've just won the opportunity to star in High School Musical 4 1/2!

BADSTAR: NO!!!! {Pulls out a shotgun}

CHEST: Haha! Gotcha! Just kidding! But for serious, you've won an opportunity to appear in a movie. All you has to do is mail a pair of your trousers to PO Box 10192928273465636287261718472772Q47474783 and hope for the best! Good luck!

{The chest combusts and disappears}

MAC: Wow... what do you make of that Badstar?

BADSTAR: We're going to Hollywood to be in a movie! WHAT DO YOU THINK I MAKE OF IT!? Now quick, start taking off those pants!

MAC: Yes sir! {Begins to take off his pants}

{Cut to an anonymous film studio. Mac and Badstar are standing on the set looking around}

BADSTAR: Well, here we are, the glorious Notanevilplot Studios! Names kinda weird, though...

MAC: Yeah... So where's the director at?

{The director appears}

DIRECTOR: Ah, hello! So glad you two could make it! I am the director, um... Director! Yeah. Thats it. Director.

MAC: Well hello there, Mr. Director Guy. So hows about you tell us what this movie's about and what are roles are?

DIRECTOR: This will be an epic masterpiece, entitled... "THE PIE POLICE". The tale of two lone cops who fight using... PIES. And you two are the stars!

BADSTAR: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-