(even if you aren't vegan)
The Adventures of Every Dirty Thirdie
DIRTY THIRDIE 1: la la la la i am going to say something completely ridiculous
SECOND GEN: {using logic} Why, this is incorrect, sir.
DIRTY THIRDIE 1: HEY NO FAIR YOURE A JERK I HATE YOU SUPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRR SAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM HELP ME
SECOND GEN: {using logic} Hey, just try to calm down.
DIRTY THIRDIE 1: NO YOULL SEE I WILL SHOW YOU
DIRTY THIRDIE 2: YEAH YOU ARENT THE BOSS OF HIM
SECOND GEN: Maybe you guys should just take a bit of time to cool down.
DIRTY THIRDIE 2: DONT YOU TALK TO ME THAT WAY I AM A MOD
DIRTY THIRDIE 1: HEY I DONT RESPECT ANY MODS BUT THE ONES WHO ARE MY FRIENDS SO SHUT UP SECOND GEN
SECOND GEN: Um, okay then. Just try to do bet-
DIRTY THIRDIE 1: SUPER SAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM HES BEING A JERK AGAIN
SECOND GEN: Okay, I am going to politely back off now before any further problems arise.
DIRTY THIRDIE 1: I HATE YOU I HATE YOUR GUTS GO DIE EDIT WAR EDIT WAR REVERT WAR GHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
{second gen leaves}
{dirty thirdie 1 and 2's eyes meet}
{dirty thirdie 2 winks}
{they make passionate love on the floor}