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The Adventures of Domo and T Pedo/tenyears
{intro and title card}
{cut: pictures of t pedo over a black background through various stages of his career.}
ANNOUNCER: {v/o} Timothy Alvin Pedo: Once a lovable child star, now a beat up, middle aged, shell of a man. What went wrong?
{cycling pictures of t pedo as a child in his early career}
ANNOUNCER: {v/o} T Pedo began his career at the age of 5, starring in an episode of the popular television show Jesus Adventures, playing the 5 year old clone of the religious figure Jesus Christ. The episode was a hit, hyped up by the fact that he was brother of lovable actor Pedobear. He went on to star in various over TV shows and movies as a kid until his career went to a supreme halt.
{pictures of the various episodes of the adventures of domo-kun and t pedo begin appearing}
ANNOUNCER: {v/o} Many years later, T Pedo and his lifelong friend Domo-Kun starred in and directed another television show designed to revive the washed up child actor. However, the show was cancelled do to lack of ratings barely 3 episodes in.
{more pictures of t pedo, some with domo}
ANNOUNCER: {v/o} After his television show failed, not much was heard of T Pedo for 10 years, until it was recently revealed by an anonymous source that he has experimented with multiple hardcore drugs and produced multiple sex tapes. T Pedo's downwards spiral was recently confirmed by his former dear friend Bell.
{cut: intervention room}
{domo-kun, pedobear, bell, and lemon are gathered in a room, all sitting on brown metal folding chairs}
ANNOUNCER: {v/o} His former friend and roommate Domo-Kun has gathered some of Timothy's closest friends for an intervention. T Pedo believes he's going to his meth dealer's house. Let's watch