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The 10th Gen/c2
{Sysop Needle}
BLUEBRY: I've gotten word that the 10th gens are going to knock down Sephiroth Towers. You guys will have to guard the towers. If you need backup, use this. {hands the team walkie-talkies
RAIKU: Wow, a walkie-talkie!
BLUEBRY: Now you'll have to take these, and be careful. A simple call could bind the universe, permenently.
RAIKU: Really? Lemme try it out... {Turns on and says "Kill Shwoo!"}
{Shwoo dissappears}
MELON: NOOOO! RAIKU! What did you do!? ... Well, she doesn't say anything, so what ever.
BLUEBRY: Raiku, it looks like your not ready. Here, take this. {Hands raiku a normal walkie-talkie}
RAIKU: BAWWWWWWWWW
MELON: Haha! Raiku got a Pwnstick shoved up his ass!
EVERYONE BUT MELON AND BLUEBRY: The hell is a Pwnstick?
BLUEBRY: I've been hiding this for when you guys are most skilled. I gave one to Melon, and we planned all of this out. Good job, Melon, with the rehearsal.
MELON: Thank you, master Bluebry.
BLUEBRY: So you guys, {pulls out a long broomstick with the broom torn off so it's just stick, with the word "PWN" written across it} You guys can have it in... Two days. Raiku, don't kill of a mod. Now go!
{Cut to a pile of debris and a corpse.}
MELON: Woah. Looks like the 10th gens beat us to it.
{10th gen show up
40: Awww, some one beat us to it!
MELON: Wait, if you guys weren't here, who destroyed this? Wait, look at this...
{Melon points to Sephroth's corpse, holding a rocket launcher, stabbed, with a knife in his hand}
2: Oh... Job well done.
{Sysop Needle}
BLUEBRY: So, Seph killed himself and destroyed his tower?
MELON: Yeeeep.
RAIKU: Hahahahaha! That's funny.
BLUEBRY: No, it's not funny one bit.
{10th Gen Lair}
1: So, that one guy commited suicide and destroyed his towers?
2: Yeeeeep.
5: Haha! That's funny.
1: ...No it's not. Next stop...
36: WHAT IS IT!? OH GOD! AHHH! I CAN'T F***ING TAKE IT ANY F***ING MORE! S*** BRAINS! {explodes}
1:... Anyways, next stop, Kirbychu Manor!