(even if you aren't vegan)
The 10th Gen/c1
{Sysop Needle}
BLUEBRY: They look like they're heading toward old man Badstar's mansion.
{Badstar's Mansion}
{The 10th gens march in}
OLD MAN BADSTAR: What the jibney you boys doing on my lawn?
2: 10th gens rejoice! {grabs rocket launcher and fires at the mansion}
OLD MAN BADSTAR: My old mansion! That baby was 9 years old... I named it Haruhi...
40: You shut up, old coot! {teleports behind Badstar and stabs him}
{The sysops march in}
MELON: You! Stop where you are!
2: Why would we take orders from some whiny little kids?
BLUEBRY: Because us "whiny little kids" have banhammers!
RAIKU: But all I have is a hammer.
2: B-b-banhammers?
50: Those are the most powerful weapons in the world!
4: Yes, but we have rockets!
2: 4, I don't think rocket launchers can beat the almighty banhammers.
MELON: 2 is right. And I'm not afraid to use this... {swings hammer at 12}
12: 12 {corpse disappears}
2: You got us this time...
BLUEBRY: Oh no, you're not leaving yet. {rises Bansword}
2: Bansword!? That's even more powerful than a banhammer! Run!
{the 10th gens run back to their lair}
BLUEBRY: Works every time.
{10th Gen Lair}
1: Was it success?
2: Well, it's in the middle. They killed 12, but we invaded Badstar's mansion, and afterward, 40 murdered Badstar.
1: Excellent. Next stop, Sephiroth Towers. {smirks}
3: Sephiroth Towers? That's the second biggest tower in Wiki City!
1: Yes, and?
45: Oh, 1. You and your crazy little antics.
1: Oh, I'm not crazy. I'm Crazy.
2: ... 1, you know that makes no sense at all, right?
1: Yes, and?
CHAPTER END