(even if you aren't vegan)
That Thang/plb
{open to Chaos's Grandma's House's Basement. They're munching on some of Chaos's grandma's DELICIOUS cookies.}
LEMON: Okay, Green Lantern. Truth or dare?
GREEN: Ehhhh... Grapes!
CHAOS: {mumbling} Idiot.
GREEN: Pickles taste good when dipped in butter!
BADSTAR: Also, why did Lemon Demon43 make Green Lantern a tard?
LEMON: Eh, just bored. Let's go to the bar.
GREEN: Dur, you just too youn- {is shot}
CHAOS: I hope that was on purpose.
{cut to the bar. They're drinking. A penguin waddles in}
PENGUIN: Bah! Bah! Bah!
LEMON: Yo penguin. I'll name you John Lennon II!
JOHN LENNON II: {thinking} that name sucks j00 tard
BADSTAR: Why?
JOHN LENNON II: {thinking} Oh crap he can read minds.
BADSTAR: Obviously.
LEMON: {thinking} Oh, can you hear this?
BADSTAR: Yeah, but I already knew you liked pickles.
LEMON:... You can't read minds.
GREEN: {rushes in, knocks over some beer} Dur, 'm I lates yet?
{cut to the penguin mad and covered in beer, cut back}
LEMON: Thankfully you are.
{the penguin grabs a knife}
GREEN: {depressed} D'awwwww...
{the penguin sneaks behind Green Lantern's back}
LEMON: Hey green!
GREEN: Yea- {drops down}
Moral of this story: Never give penguins beer.