That Just Happened

Dear Penthouse,

I never thought I'd be writing this but...

Last night, Broooksie, Bluebry and I decided that it would be a great idea to change TheCheese into Pastor Pastor Brooks is Gay, an old injoke from back in the day. We all go to bed feeling clever.

The next day I get up to find JCM has reverted this change on grounds of being completely unsolicited (and he probably meant that he didn't like the "gay" part, but because he didn't state that I could be a jerk and follow th letter of the law... like JCM does.) Anyway, I change it back with an explanation that Brooks and I are tight as all hell and we did it over IRC. Then Noxigar moves the pages back, but he doesn't change Brooks' name. Three times, I try to explain to him that this was a bad thing to do, but each time I am deleted, and only once with any variety of explanation. That explanation was based on flawed understanding of the system, namely, the assumption that userpages are linked to usernames. I repeatedly undermine this concept and he simply ignores me (albeit, the time I wrote out every flaw in what he did, I titled it with an ad hominid attack, but he could still at least read it.)

But then Bluebry proves all of us wrong by changing Brooks' name back. It doesn't screw everything up, as I predicted. he then wins all arguments

Also nobody won so Chwoka and Noxigar shut up holy crap

THIS PAGE IS TO COMMEMORATE THE MOST DRAMATIC DRAMA WE'VE EVER HAD

NEVER FORGET

CHWOKA: {pushes Noxigar away} Ugh, you are the worst user ever!

NOXIGAR: I was just...trying to be fun-

CHWOKA: Well, you failed at it. Get off of my wiki.

NOXIGAR: {wipes a single tear from his eye. He looks up sullenly for a moment, and his eyes meet Chwoka's}

CHWOKA: What are you looking at?

NOXIGAR: ...Nothing.

{They make passionate love on the floor}