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Teletubbies: Reloaded/Characters
Protagonists
Tinky Winky
The leader of our tough gang of siblings, he has always been the oldest and the strongest. Many people assume that he is gay, but he assures that this is not the case. He's just in touch with his feminine side.
Dipsy
The second oldest, and the most ignorant. His ignorance stems to always wanting to be the leader. He is also the fast talking jive turkey of the group, and is not afraid to kick the crap outta you if he needs to.
La La
The oldest of the female teletubbies, she is also the most mature. She is known for being the most merciful, and also the most gullible. She always thinks twice.
Po
The youngest of all the Teletubbies, and also the one with the happy personality. She is always happy go lucky, and the easiest to make friends with.
Bob the Police Chief
Robert B. Ilder, previously a builder, is now the head of the police department. He talks in a gruff accent caused by the amount of cigarettes he smokes a day. He is the one who assigns the missions to the Teletubbies.