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Tahu Emails/Emails/2
TEMAIL2: killing
Tahu flashes back to killing somebody.
Cast {in order of appearance}: Tahu, Dracula
Places: Computer Room, Preschool, Front Door
Computer: Compu 3000
Transcript
TAHU: This was a triumph. I'm not ripping off: ARUSEUS.
subject: DeathDear Tahu,
Dracula
Have you ever killed anyone, or anything in that matter? Have you drained their very life, and drank their blood?!.
Sincerely Yours,
TAHU: Well, you should remember... {dreamy flashback sequence}
{Cut to Tahu as a baby. A Dry Bones with red eyes walks in.}
DRY BONES: Hi Tahu!
TAHU: Die Dracula! {pulls out an AK-47 and starts randomly shooting while I Am All of Me from Shadow the Hedgehog plays}
{Dracula comes back to life}
DRACULA: YOU MUST DIE!!!
{cut to a cartoon-style chase scene with Benny Hill playing. After a few seconds, fade out to now}
TAHU: So... {knock at door} I better get that. {opens door, Dracula is standing there}
DRACULA: Hasta la vista, baby. {pulls out the same AK-47}
TAHU: Oh crap. {same chase scene happens}