THE TROUBLE POLICE

{Open: Wes' House.}

WES: {in the voice of Adonis himself} Well, it seems my masculine chin and handsome smile have once again saved a poor defenseless kitty from a tree. It seems my work here is done!

{Wes notices some new pages on the Recent Changes.}

WES: I'm glad to see activity sprout on the wiki! Let's see what's going on!

{Wes clicks on a link, leading to Aussie Evil's talk page.}

WES: A new section? Let's see what it is!

{Pause.}

WES: AUTISM I MUST DO SOMETHING

{Wes calls up somebody on the phone.}

WES: BROOKS

BROOKS: {on phone} What is it? I'm very busy buying drinks for hot ladies.

WES: I KNOW THIS IS IMPORTANT BUT BUT BUT

BROOKS: {on phone} Out with it, boy!

WES: AUTISM

{Pause.}

WES: ON MY WIKI

BROOKS: {on phone} Hm... can we remedy this with sarcasm?

WES: I DON'T SEE WHY NOT

BROOKS: {on phone} Alright, alright. Just let me finish getting these girlies drunk.

WES: IT BETTER BE QUICK

{Pause.}

WES: IF IT'S NOT MY OPINION IT'S WRONG