TDBSS/eps/ep1

Overview

DBS Show #1: We're Bored

Blaze has a stroke of genius involving Sparky getting injured in a dumb stunt.

CAST: Dash, Blaze, Sparky

PLACES: Dash's Living room, A hill

PAGE TITLE: Boredom was never so dangerous!

Transcript

{Open: Dash's living room. Dash, Blaze, and Sparky are lazing on the couch, half asleep.}

DASH: I am so bored...

BLAZE: Me too...

SPARKY: Wait... we need some thinkin' food!

{Cut: a few minutes later. Everyone's face is covered in General Tso sauce, with a plate of General Tso's chicken on their laps.}

DASH: I have an idea- wait, just gas.

BLAZE: Okay, I really have an idea.

{Blaze claps twice and a blackboard is lowered from the ceiling. Pictures are drawn on it as Blaze speaks.}

BLAZE: Okay, so we take a mattress and a bedframe with wheels. Then, we tie Sparky to it, constricting his movement. Then we-

SPARKY: But I don't-

BLAZE: Shut up. Okay, back to the plan. Then we push Sparky down a steep slope in the nearest field, into the path of a wooden ramp, where he will bound over a bed of rocks and nails. Understood?

SPARKY: That sounds terrib-

BLAZE: You don't count. Dash, what do you think?

DASH: That... sounds... AMAZING! {fast} LES DO IT LES DO IT LES DO IT!

{Cut: a hill. Sparky is tied to a mattress.}

SPARKY: Are you sure this-

DASH+BLAZE: YES!

{Dash and Blaze give the mattress a quick kick down the slope.}

DASH: {while Sparky is going down the hill} Have a nice trip!

SPARKY: AAGH! SCREW YOU GUYS!

BLAZE: {to Dash} He'll be fine.

SPARKY: {approaching the ramp} Oh god oh god THE RAMP!

{Sparky hits the ramp (that appears to be flimsy) ,and flattens it instead of jumping it, and then barrels into the bed of rocks and nails. The ropes tear, and Sparky is flung off the mattress.}

SPARKY: Oof...

DASH: {offscreen} You okay, buddy?

SPARKY: WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU GUYS THINKING?! I BROKE MY DAMN ARM!

BLAZE: That was awesome.

{Cue credits.}