(even if you aren't vegan)
Sweet Sacrifice/7
~~ Alright all im back!11 Sorr I cuoldent b here ealrier but i had 2 be rushed 2 hopsital 4 slitting my rists! ~~
back at the jedi academy (oh yeh i fogot that evry1 is in a jedi academy. Sorry!) we had litesaba tranning. Demen asked me,
"god I {BEEP} hate litesaber traning cannot we skipp it?"
me being the badass mofo i am i said:
"yeh i agree litesaber tranning is 4 prepz anyway"
so we heded in2 my room 2 listen 2 goffick bands and smoke weed.
i got out a bag of pur Jango and lit it on fier. i then put it to my nose and inahed it depply adn i pased it 2 demen and he did da same.
we were so high rite now we cuoldn't evan think! so to enhance uor experence we got out our iPhoneTM (so i dont get suoed) adn put on sum Lincoln Pak. becauz it iz totlly awesum!!
we were so {beep} in' high that we started sinning (c wut i did there)
together we sang numb encore with me doing th lyriks and demen doin the raping
"what th hell r we wating 4?!?!"
suddenly however, Obie Won berst in adn he shouted
"WHAT THE HELL! YOU ARE SMOKING WEED! WEED IS ALLEGAL!"
we were totly screwed so we treid 2 mak a run 4 it but he used tha forse and stopd us in our tracs!!
"obie won u son of a bich wy did u stop us"
"becaz u were smokin weed"
obie won then usd hiz forse powas to tranport us 2 hiz offise wher jabba the hut (pe teacher) and han solo waz ther 2
"yabba jabba najfsaja" said jaba in his hut langich (it meant "i fond hansolo smokin crakk in his room")
"supise, becauz i fond these 2 outsid doin' the same whil sinning to lincin pak" said obie
"yabba goffy shitty moosik" said jabba
"{bepp} you bitch linkin park iz god u prepz just h8 it becoz it was coller than your musik!!!!!!1!" I shouted, sexily
obie then slapped us across tha face and told us that we has detaintion after jedi academy. we ran out, all pissed off