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Super Adventure Stan/Chap1/Open

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{Stan attempts to open the door, but it is locked.}

STAN: That... that's not usually supposed to happen.

{Stan attempts to unlock it, but notices the keyhole is facing him.}

STAN: What the... did somebody- did somebody actually change my doorknob to lock me in here?!

{Stan turns around, holds his head in his hands, and screams.}

STAN: WHY WOULD ANYBODY DO THIS TO ME?!

{Stan stomps around before collapsing onto his couch.}

STAN: Alrighty, Stan. Think for a minute... where did you leave that house key?

{Stan ponders for a second.}

STAN: Oh, right, in the bushes beside the house. Smart thinking, me!

{Stan sighs.}

STAN: Alright, let's approach this a different way...