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Super Adventure Stan/Chap1/CheckLivingP
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STAN: It's always smart to look in the place you start! ... That almost rhymed.
{Stan looks around.}
STAN: It looks like there's a magazine lying on my coffee table. I've also got a TV, but I doubt I can pick that up.
{Stan's phone begins to ring.}
STAN: Oh! I might want to answer that, too.