Stuntmail/Family

Crack Stuntman has a family?

Cast in order of appearance: Crack Stuntman, The Cheat, Crack's Mom, Crack's Dad, Jarehl; Stuntman, Strong Bad (Easter Egg) Gunhaver (Easter Egg), Gunhaver's Parents (Easter Egg), Fightgar (Easter Egg)

Locations: Crack's Computer Room, The Field, Blue Fadey Land, Basement of The Brothers Strong (easter egg) Cheat Commandos Command Centre Playset (Easter Egg)

Transcript

{open on Crack's computer room, Crack types "Stuntmail.exe"}

CRACK STUNTMAN: I feel like I've moved, or something.

Subject: Your Family

Dear Mr. Stuntman,
What are your Stuntparents and Stuntgrandparents like? How did they come to Free Country, USA.
Sincerely,

CRACK: {Typing} Sincerely what? How am I supposed to do this if I don't your name? Let see here, we'll make this "Sincerely,..."

{Crack brings cursor under sincerely}

CRACK: {Typing} Bil Nye the Science Guy. That's believable.

{Clears screen}

CRACK: {typing} Now, about your question. For some reason I feel like I have been warned about...

{cut to the field, Crack and The Cheat standing. Crack holding a Stunty 486 box}'

CRACK: {Voiceover} ... this kind of question before.

THE CHEAT: {Warning The Cheat noises}

CRACK: I'm going to be honest with you, Firebert. I have no clue what you just said. How do your friends understand you anyway?

THE CHEAT: {Unkowing The Cheat noises}

{cut back to Cracks computer}

CRACK: {typing} Looking back on it, he probably said to go for it in as much detail as Stuntman-ly possible.

{cut to Blue Fadey Land, one quite tall man and one quite tall woman stand close together}

CRACK: {voiceover} First, of course, are my mom and dad. The best parents a handsom actor could ever ask for.

CRACK'S MOM: We're so proud of our little Cracky-boo

CRACK: {voiceover} {whiny} Mom, I asked you not to call me that.

CRACK'S MOM: Sorry Cracky-boo.

CRACK: {voiceover} Augh... My parents are great. Really. They have always supported me in what I do. Let's move right along. Bye mom. Bye dad

CRACK'S PARENTS: Bye son!

{pan left to an old man with big muscles}

CRACK: {voiceover} This is my Grandpa Jarehl. He's the one who came to Free Country. I'm not sure what his story is. How'd you get here, Gramps?

JAREHL: Well I was a stunt actor in many movies on the planet Regulax 7 when I decided to try to get work here. When I told them I was "Jarehl, Stunt man".

CRACK: {voiceover} Right... That's all I needed to hear Gramps. Have a good ride back to the nursing home.

JARHEL: {excited} It's bingo night!

{cut back to Crack's computer}

CRACK: {typing} At this point I'm pretty sure that my grandpa is either a big lier or just senile. I have serious doubts that I'm from this "Planet Rehulax 7".

CRACK'S DAD: {offscreen} It's true, son.

{pan out to reveal Crack's dad standing next to Crack}

CRACK'S DAD: I was with him when we came to earth. You're half Regulaxian. Why did you think you were so tall?

CRACK: I figured I was just awesome like that.

CRACK'S DAD: That technically is true. but it is in your blood.

{pan back to in front of Crack's computer}

CRACK: {typing} Okay, so my family is from an alien planet. There's a twist worthy of M. Night Shyamalan. I'm going to go ask Gramps how far back are family goes now.

{crack gets up from computer}

CRACK'S DAD: {offscreen} I wonder how long it will take Crack to notice that I lied to him.

{stuntpaper}

Easter Eggs

• Click on the first "Family" at the end for an extra scene:

{cut to the Basement of the Brothers Strong, Strong Bad sleeping on the couch}

STRONG BAD: {mumbling} greh..Battletoads... {jolts awake} My email senses are tingling! Someone is talking about their parents! I must stop them!

{Strong bad gets up and runs off screen}

• Click on the second "Family" at the end for a Cheat Commandos short:

{cut to the command centre, Gunhaver and two old The Cheats stand near the door}

GUNHAVER: Thanks for coming to visit, mom and dad, but you have to go soon. If the guys see us they'll think I'm a momma's boy.

GUNHAVER'S MOM: Well, okay then. Goodbye, it was nice to see you again gunnypoo.

FIGHTGAR: {offscreen} Gunnypoo?

{pan out to Fightgar in pajamas, just entering the room}

FIGHTGAR: Your mom calls you Gunnypoo? that's the funniest thing I've ever heard.

Trivia

• Bill Nye The Science Guy is a reference to the man from the children's Science series of the same name
• M. Night Shyamalan is a director well known for putting plot twists that make no sense in his movies
• Battletoads is a NES game known for being really hard.