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"With Coach D's radish we're gonna win the competition!"

Page Title: Getting closer to using the RadPod...

Computer Used: Lazer 9240

Characters: Strong Rad, Strong Grad, Mulzipan, Strong Had, Coach D, The Funny One

Transcript

STRONG RAD: I got the email, you got the email, I got the email, you got the email!

{Strong Rad doesn't read the email.}

STRONG RAD: I'll take care of this!

{Strong Rad types "deleted!" but the screen flashes:}

{A red line of text appears, reading "That didn't work."}

STRONG RAD: What? I said DELETED!

{Strong Rad types it again, this time in capital italicized letters, but the screen flashes}

{A red line of text appears, reading "That neither."}

STRONG RAD: Well, I'd like you to meet my main man, Edgar!

{Strong Rad hits enter, and the screen switches to the following text}

STRONG RAD: Okay, Edgar, now drop a train on 'em!

{The following text now appears on the screen:}

STRONG RAD: {in Stinkoman's voice, surprised} WAAAH! That is not a small number! That is a big number! Now what am I gonna do?

STRONG RAD: Computer over? Virus equals very yes?! That's not a good prize!

{The text and background on the Lazer 9240 screen melts off and slides onto the floor.}

STRONG RAD: Oooh!

{Strong Rad jumps out of the way. The camera zooms out to a view of the computer desk.}

STRONG RAD: And the Lazer... just peed my carpet.

{Strong Grad walks in. His head is a foot away from his body and also changes to other Strong Grad smilies.}

STRONG RAD: AGH!

STRONG GRAD: What happened?

STRONG RAD: I dunno, you forgot to wear your neck?

STRONG GRAD: Were you using the internet irresponsibly?

{A bit of Homechat's Main Page creeps down the screen. Instead of "What's New? Find Out!" it's "Stave it off, 1, 2, 3"}

STRONG RAD: I was just checking my email!

STRONG GRAD: Did you get a virus?

STRONG RAD: No...

STRONG GRAD: Did you get 400,000 viruses?

STRONG RAD: Yes. Very yes!

STRONG GRAD: Do something about it quickly! {turns into his character card and leaps out}

STRONG RAD: {as the bit of Homechat's Main Page creeps back up} This can't be good.

{Cut to Mulzipan's living room. Strong Had is standing near a stack of VHS tapes near Mulzipan.}

MULZIPAN: I agree, Strong Had, that is the finest stack of VHS tapes I have ever-- {turns into ASCII and speaks unintelligibly}

STRONG HAD: CAN YOU SPEAK UP? {turns into an H with an oval and a smaller H on the oval and wobbles away. Mulzipan continues to speak unintelligibly.}

{Cut to Coach D watching the email on YouTube.}

COACH D: What the?

{The Funny one appears out of nowhere.}

THE FUNNY ONE: I can do it! I can do it nine times! {slaps Coach D repeatedly}

COACH D: {simulateously} STOP! STOP IT! STOP IT NOW! WHY IS THE WORLD SO CRUEL?!?

{Cut to a weird cloudy area. Strong Rad is in his virus form. The Exact Same is changing variations as he floats around the screen.}

STRONG RAD: With Coach D's raddish, we're gonna win the competition!

{Cut to the palm tree. Strong Rad and The Exact Same are back to normal as Tuns walks in.}

STRONG RAD: Tuns! What are you doing with that...YOU DIDN'T SHOOT THE LAZER, DID YOU?

{Cut back to the Lazer 9240.}

STRONG RAD: {sadly} DEAR STRONG RAD, I DON'T KNOW A CRAPFULLY YOURS! DEAR STRONG RAD! {hits keyboard} DEAR STRONG RAD! {hits keyboard} I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOUR NAME, DAVEY!

{The Paper comes down with the words jumbled.}

{Cut to Coach D watching the video on YouTube.}

COACH D: Gimme back my raddish!

THE FUNNY ONE: I can do it! I can do it nine times! {slaps Coach D repeatedly}

COACH D: {simulateously} STOP! I'M JUST A COACH!

Easter Eggs

  • Click on Fanta to see Strong Intelligent drink a bottle of Fanta in the background.
  • At the end, click on the contrast buttons to see a virus'd version of the Cheat Commandos commercial.
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