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Strong Rad Email/threemail
Strong Rad answers 3 emails.
Page title: Lazer 9240, still broken.
Computer used: Lazer 9240
Characters: Strong Rad, The Exact Same, The Homespeak Gamer, The Copycat, Wealthy Graham, Early Second Design Homechat Gamer, Early Second Design Strong Rad (Easter Egg), Homechat Gamer (Easter Egg), Homcat (Easter Egg), Mulzipan (Easter Egg), Tuns (Easter Egg), Tom and Jerry (Easter Egg)
Contents
Transcript
STRONG RAD: Since this is my 11th email, I'll answer 11 of your emails! ... Minus 8.
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{Strong Rad doesn't read this email intelligibly.}
STRONG RAD: What is it you're trying to say? Maybe I should delete this. Or go to the future to when hopefully I deleted this email.
{Strong Rad warps into the future..}
subject: i'm coolDEAR STRong RAD,
I'm COOL! PLEASE TELL EVERY1 HOW cooOOOool I am.
FROM,
Someone,
Australia
{Strong Rad says the Caps Lock and regular letters as if they were seperate words.}
STRONG RAD: {as he types} I'm not going to. I'm going to delete this email instead. But instead of just deleting it, I'll go back into the "ast" and do some crazy stuff that'll delete this email.
{The Exact Same enters, having overheard what Strong Rad said.}
STRONG RAD: Alright, The Exact Same, let's get this train wreck a rollin'!
{Both warp into the 1930's. Old-timey dance music plays. Strong Rad punches The Homechat Gamer. Cut to The Exact Same talking to The Copycat.}
THE EXACT SAME: {The Cheat Noises}
THE COPYCAT: {shakes its nose}
{Cut back to the spot where Strong Rad is and The Homechat Gamer used to be. Strong Rad punches Wealthy Graham. Cut to Strong Happy's telegrammophone room.}
STRONG RAD: Do you check emails as well?
STRONG HAPPY: I operate the telegrammophone.
{Cut to Strong Bad's computer room before the first email. Strong Rad teleports here, whereas The Exact Same teleports to the present.}
Dear Strong Rad,
ert +
STRONG RAD: {as he types} You call this an email? I don't think this comes CLOSE to being a decent email. It also needs to be crapleted!
{Zoom out.}
STRONG RAD: I like-a to say-a "Holy crap!"
{Homechat Gamer's second design enters from the left.}
HOMECHAT GAMER: (in his old voice) Oh no, it's-a Strong Rad!
STRONG RAD: I'm out of here!
{Strong Rad teleports back to the present.}
STRONG RAD: {as he types} Okay, that is the LAST time I answer three emails in one episode.
{The Paper comes down.}
{Cut to Coach D watching the email on YouTube.}
COACH D: Three emails in one? Pure genius!
Easter Eggs
- Click on "LAST time" to see a Marshmallow's Last Stand version of the email.
- Click on "three emails" to hear three messages from Homcat's Answering Machine.
Easter Egg Transcript
HOMCAT: AaaaAAAAaaa!, this is Homcat! Please leave me a pass!
Message 1
MULZIPAN: Hi, Homcat, this is Mulzipan. Can you tell me where Homechat is?
Message 2
TUNS: Hey, Homcat, this is Tuns. I have to say you have $5 on your concession bill, so pay up as soon as possible!
Message 3
TOM AND JERRY: {whacking noises}
Fun Facts
- After the second email, the email becomes a reference of the imitation sbemail "threemail", of which the email is a reference.