Strong Rad Email/dectective

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subject:SR!

SR!
Racer just died!
Sincerely,
Who else?

STRONG RAD: Mr. and Mrs. Else, why did you name your child Who? It's just like "Hey, Who Else! Why don't you have the police investigate while making it completely obvious?!?" Well, I'll just get to the bottom of this.

{Strong Rad enters his secret agent lair. He explains the crime to Proffessor Pocketbox.}

PROFESSOR POCKETBOX: Okay, I saw the perpetrator of this crime. He's working on something with this The Cheat's blood. Go find out what he's doing, and put a stop to it.

STRONG RAD: I'm on it!

{Strong Rad leaves to Evil Perry's evil base.}

EVIL JINGLE: Evil Perry's Evil Base in the Sky!

{Strong Rad gets trapped in a complex trap.}

EVIL PERRY: Ah, Raddy the...orange...faced...thing... Well, you're just on time for THIS!

{He shows Strong Rad his evil plan.}

EVIL PERRY: Behold! The Change-attack! With this, I can turn all the people in Free Island and Free Jungle into platypus!!!

STRONG RAD: What is the power source?

EVIL PERRY: The blood from this The Cheat!

STRONG RAD: You monster!

{He escapes in a complex way and they fight. Strong Rad wins and brings Racer to a hospital. Someone brings Racer to the Emergency room.}

VOICE: Paging Dr. S. Rad. Come in Dr. S Rad.

{Dr. Strong Rad enters.}

RACER: ...you're...a...doctor?

STRONG RAD: Of course!

{Pan to SR's MD.}

STRONG RAD: I got my MD,

{Pan to SR's PhD.}

STRONG RAD: My PHD,

{Pan to SR's STP.}

STRONG RAD: My STP,

{Pan to SR's Police Department Licensce.}

STRONG RAD: and my PDL.

{Cut to the Living Room of the Basement of the Cousins of the Brothers Strong. Strong Rad and NPP are sitting there.}

NPP: That did not happen!

STRONG RAD: Did so.

NPP: Did not!

STRONG RAD: Did so.

NPP: Did not!

{Racer enters.}

RACER: Thanks for the operation!

STRONG RAD: Did so.

{The Paper comes down, saying "Click here to get an operation from Dr. Strong Rad"}

STRONG RAD: Try again.

{The Paper comes down further, saying "Click here to get a mission from Agent 'SRE'"}

STRONG RAD: One more like that and you're history.

{The Paper comes down even further, saying what he would normally say.}