Strong Rad Email/crush on me

Strong Rad answers an email about crushes.

Page Title: Lazer 9240 is still broken.

Computer Used: Lazer 9240

Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Rad, Mulzipan, Homechat Gamer, The Paper

Transcript

STRONG RAD: {as he types "run strong_rad_email.exe"} Email! Email! Email! Email! Email! Email! Email! Email!

subject: someone has a crush on me

Dear Strong Rad,

Someone has a crush on me and won't leave me alone. Do you have any advice that could help me?

Straight from Rufufia,
RHF

{Strong Rad pronounces "RHF" as "Red Harry Freddington".}}

STRONG RAD: {as he types} Come on, Red Freddington, you should make this last. Look at what I know about crushes.

{Cut to The Palm Tree. Mulzipan is watering the Palm Tree as Strong Rad enters.}

STRONG RAD: Okay, step 1 is to make sure the crush notices you. HEY MULZIPAN!

{Mulzipan turns her head around.}

MULZIPAN: Yes?

STRONG RAD: {to the viewer} Okay, I got her to notice me. Next step is to attract her. {back to normal} Mulzipan, what do you think of my skateboarding skills?

MULZIPAN: I think they're good, possibly you could beat Tony Hawk if you wanted to!

STRONG RAD: {to the viewer} Okay, she's attracted. Final step is to ask her out. {back to normal} Mulzipan, would you like to go out with me?

MULZIPAN: I'd love to! Where?

STRONG RAD: Your choice!

{Homechat walks in.}

HOMECHAT: Hey, Strong Rad, hey, Mulzipan, I didn't know you two liked each other?

{Cut back to the Computer Room.}

STRONG RAD: {as he types} Okay, that was a complete failure.

{The Paper comes down.}

STRONG RAD: Next email time, next email place--

{The Paper goes back up.}

STRONG RAD: Why did you do that?

{Zoom out to find Homechat trying to get the printer to work. Strong Rad turns his head to Homechat.}

HOMECHAT: Darn printer is jammed again!

STRONG RAD: Okay...

{Strong Rad faces the computer again.}

STRONG RAD: Until next time, get ready to email me!

{The Paper finally comes down.}

HOMECHAT: It works!

{Cut to Coach D watching the email on YouTube.}

COACH D: How'd The Paper get stuck?

Fun Facts

• The email intro is a reference to the sbemail "sibbie".
• The Palm Tree is a reference to Free Island U.S.A.
• Strong Rad loses Mulzipan in NPPSRTV.