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SUMMARY: Frank Stein becomes an electrical beast of mass destruction. Who likes tea.

Transcript

{Some random dude is hit by a bus and taken to the morgue. HIS BODY IS THEN STOLEN, OH NOS. A mad scientist works on it in his life.}

LEX LUTHOR: IT'S ALIIIIIIIVE!

{Frank sits up, and punches Lex into a wall.}

FRANK: I have such a hankering for tea right now. AND DESTRUCTION. Mostly tea.

{Frank heads to a tea shop, crushing the door open. Electricity surges through him, as he picks up the barista, electrocutes him, and then brews a mean cup of Earl Grey.}

FRANK: Ah, this is relaxing.

{People run around screaming around him, as the seven-foot monster sips his tea. He then leaves through the monster-sized hole, as tanks chase him.}

FRANK: Stupid tanks. DISTURBING MY TEA.

{He crushes the tanks with his electrical fists, as Lexington sky dives down.}

STRANGE: Yo gate, you need to calm your cracker ass down.

FRANK: Why should I? I'm an undead monster!

STRANGE: I have lots of that special brew you love, hepster.

FRANK: I'm in.

{They ride off on Strange's pet unicorn, to the JIVE SQUAD LAIR. Also this was totally terrible.}

FIN.