(even if you aren't vegan)
Strangetown/2
SUMMARY: Frank Stein becomes an electrical beast of mass destruction. Who likes tea.
Transcript
{Some random dude is hit by a bus and taken to the morgue. HIS BODY IS THEN STOLEN, OH NOS. A mad scientist works on it in his life.}
LEX LUTHOR: IT'S ALIIIIIIIVE!
{Frank sits up, and punches Lex into a wall.}
FRANK: I have such a hankering for tea right now. AND DESTRUCTION. Mostly tea.
{Frank heads to a tea shop, crushing the door open. Electricity surges through him, as he picks up the barista, electrocutes him, and then brews a mean cup of Earl Grey.}
FRANK: Ah, this is relaxing.
{People run around screaming around him, as the seven-foot monster sips his tea. He then leaves through the monster-sized hole, as tanks chase him.}
FRANK: Stupid tanks. DISTURBING MY TEA.
{He crushes the tanks with his electrical fists, as Lexington sky dives down.}
STRANGE: Yo gate, you need to calm your cracker ass down.
FRANK: Why should I? I'm an undead monster!
STRANGE: I have lots of that special brew you love, hepster.
FRANK: I'm in.
{They ride off on Strange's pet unicorn, to the JIVE SQUAD LAIR. Also this was totally terrible.}
FIN.