Stotheb email!/raps and titles

Titles of pages!

1.Here we go! My First Email!

2-3 Rocky 386

4: Rocky 386????

5-8:Windows XP!

9:Windows XP?

10-12:Broken XP!

13-22:Windows XP!

23:Windows XP?again?

24:Here's Ultra!

25-40:UltraColorXP500!

41:UltraColorXP500?

42:It's a lappy kind of day!

43-55: Lappy 486!

56: Lappy??

57-???: LAPPY 500!

Scroll Raps

1: Stotheb: Here we go, my first email, keep em comin guys!

2-4: Stotheb:{sings} Weeeellll!!!!! The poopsmith he could talk, and Marzipan would rock! And the stick would b- {record scratchs} Oh dang!

4 1/2: Stotheb:{walks in} Oh yeah, I forgot, no more Rocky. The Cheat! {starts walking off as his voice gets farther away.} I need your computer to check out that auction!

5-7: Stotheb:{sings}Oh, here comes little XP with a gun in his hand!

7&1/2: Strong Bad: Look, stotheb's outta town, so, email me instead!

8-9: Stotheb:Dodgeball, grab life by the ball! DODGE THE WRENCH!

10-12: Stotheb: Man I hate broken computer menu screens!

13: Stotheb: Ah, the old girl's working again.

14-23: Stotheb: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh email! {plays intro for Strong Bad personal favorites email}

231/2: {cut to Stotheb writing on a peice of paper with a pecil, and then it does a 3D zoom to show the paper is the list}
STOTHEB: There, that's good.

24-36: STOTHEB: The Ultra Colla X P 5 Hundrey, oh yeah.

37-41: STOTHEB: Checkin my email...yup...checkin it good.

41 1/2: STOTHEB:{cut to a clipboard with a pencil next to it with the list of emails. you can see Stotheb's head, like on the computer}
STOTHEB:{singing} Oh I'm singin, the brok-en compu-oo-ter blues......

42-55: STOTHEB: Scroll buttons and the lappy together at last, how'd you ever learn to scriggy scroll so fast?
STRONG BAD:{offscreen}Hey! That's mine!

56: STOTHEB: My computer will break soon.

57-61: STOTHEB: 5-0-0.

62-64: STOTHEB: {singing} Scrollin' scrollin' scrollin', scrollin' scrollin' scrollin', type em on, send em up, check em on, email up, make the funn-i-est e-mail...E-EE-MAAAAIIILLLL! YEEHAW!

65-75: STOTHEB: {singing} Scroll but-tons, scroll but-tons, scroll but-tons are here! For christmas this year I want just a few more new em-ails!

76-89: STOTHEB: {immitation of yoda} Time, it is, for the emails. Answered, they must be.

89-102: STOTHEB: {to the tune of 'We will Rock you'} We will, we will, scroll it, scroll it! Sonny you've a got to scroll it down, Press the buttons and move the scroller now, Yuh got them on your mind, but thats just fine, as long as you read emails of mine!

102½-???: STOTHEB: Scroll it up. {beatboxing noises, chck chck chck} Scroll it down. {chck chck chck} Scroll it up {chck} scroll it down {chck} Scroll it up and down that bar! {continues beat-boxing for a few seconds, then stops abruptly.} Hey wait! That didn't rhyme!