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{Open to a dark alley, midnight. All is quiet... but then! A shadow appears at the end of the alley. The shadow enters the alley, also entering the moonlight... being revealed as Badstar wearing a white fedora hat, white suit jacket, blue undershirt, white tie, white pants, white shoes... you get it. He approaches a door at the side of the brick wall. He quickly opens it, a great light shining from inside. He enters the light, the door slamming behind. The place he has entered is soon identified as a club. The people attending the club take a break from playing pool, drinking, flirting, and the such to take a look at the newcomer. Badstar quickly reaches into his jacket pocket. Everybody in the club grows alert, ready to attack. Badstar reaches his hand out of his jacket... in his hand... is a qaurter. The club grows silent. Badstar flips the qaurter through the air. The eyes of the residents follow the qaurter until it lands inside a jukebox. Almost instantly, the air is filled with a loud musical beat.}

{Everybody in the club dances about twirling around Badstar as he throws his legs out taking huge steps forward. Badstar starts singing}

"He came in through the window, it was the sound of a crescendo

He came into his userpage, he left the banstains on the stage...

He ran underneath the table, he could see he was unable...

So he ran into the bedroom, he was struck down... it was his doom!"

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