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Skullish Rebirth/0

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{open to the black screen of prologues}

NARRATOR: Skull Enterprises has been out of business for years. But...

{cut to a dimly-lighted room. A stereotypical teenager rides in on a skateboard}

TEEN: Duuuude! Where AM I?

{a glowing shadow engulfs the teen}

TEEN: What the-AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHH-

{the teen transforms into something like this, but with a more proportional body and a pinstripe suit}

TEEN: Hmm. It seems as though the experiment was a success. I'll congratulate Lieutenant once I find another teenager for him to possess.

{another teen walks in}

OTHER TEEN: Dude, where'd you-

{a different glowing shadow engulfs this teenager, he transforms into something like this}

TEEN:{okay, this is annoying. from now on he's the president of Skull Enterprises, General} Speak of the devil. Hi, Lieutenant.

LIEUTENANT: I take it my invention was a success?

GENERAL: Yep. Now, let's renovate this place. It looks horrible since we left it.

LIEUTENANT: I thought they were supposed to destroy this place.

GENERAL: Well, they didn't scrap the skullbuggies.

LIEUTENANT: How do YOU know?

GENERAL: The people whose house I haunted watch a lot of The SkullB Show. Turns out all the skullbuggies were either kept activated or rescued from junkyards.

LIEUTENANT: Neat.

{fade to black}

END OF PROLOGUE!!!!!