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SKULLBUGGY
Mega Minigame$

The Story

Welcome to Gemstone City, home to only the biggest stars in the world! It's so great that I, Skully B., have decided to make it my new home town! Isn't that great? I had to pool nearly all of my money into the project.

But, while I'm here, I might as well make a video game. Why? Well, I have to raise some money somehow! It's time for some Mega Minigame$, courtesy of me and my friends!

Let's play!

The Characters

Skullbuggy
Minigame Training
"Hah! You think you've got the skills to take on my minigames? Well... I don't blame you if you do."

Stan
Sports Minigames
"Better get on some running shoes--my minigames will put your athletic abilities to the test!"

Kooky
Sci-Fi Minigames
"Space is astounding, isn't it? Get ready for some minigames from out of this world!"

Zippy
Weird Minigames
"Ready to get weirded out by my minigames? I hope you weren't hungry before this!"

Jerry
Old-School Minigames
"Hey, you remember those old games? I do too! Play my minigames."

Stan
Minigame Remix 1
"I've got Minigames from Kooky, Zippy and Jerry! We're mixing it up!"

Number Two and Assistant
IQ Minigames
"We hope you've got a burly brain!"
"You'll need it for our minigames."

Casey
Realistic Minigames
"If you've seen it in real life, it's going to be here! Come on, let's play!"

Syd
Nature Minigames
"If there's one thing I love the most, it's animals! Let's play with the animals!"

Stan
Minigame Remix 2
"Casey, Syd, and Number Two's minigames are in this mix! Watch out!"

Skullbuggy
Anything Goes!
"I see you've made it all this way... Good job! But be warned... my new minigames are difficult!"

The Gameplay

Like the Wario games that we blindly stole the concept from inspired us, the gameplay is ridiculously simple. The two controls are as follows.

A - Do things.
D-Pad - Do other things.

See? Those are the only controls you need. Simple, eh?

That's right. Simple.

The Walkthrough

Episode One: Minigame Training

Opening Cutscene

{Open: Gemstone City's Diamond District. SkullB is walking around, looking at all the mansions.}

SKULLB: Wow... what a place. All these mansions are so... luxurious! If only I could get my hands on one of these...

{Suddenly, a TV in a nearby TV shop turns on.}

ANNOUNCER: Good day, Gemstone City! Guess what the newest, money-makingest venture is now?

SKULLB: What?

ANNOUNCER: Game making! It's only the greatest thing out there!

SKULLB: Game making, eh? I can do that! That's the greatest idea I've ever heard!

{SkullB's eyes turn into dollar bill signs.}

SKULLB: OWWW THAT HURTS I've gotta make a game! Now!

{Skullbuggy rushes off to his house.}

Epilogue

{Skullbuggy emerges from his house, his new video game in hand. Quickly, he runs to the Diamond District and goes to the game store.}

SKULLB: Hey, sir!

SHOPKEEP: Hm?

SKULLB: I just made this new video game, see?

SHOPKEEP: Cool.

SKULLB: ... Can I sell it here?

SHOPKEEP: Sure.

SKULLB: Sweet!

{Cut: a day later. SkullB is watching TV.}

ANNOUNCER: {on TV} This is Gemstone City News! In entertainment news, people have gone crazy over a new game, Skullbuggy's Mega Minigames!

SKULLB: Oh! That's my game! That I made!

ANNOUNCER: {on TV} The burning question remains, though... will there be a sequel?

SKULLB: ... You bet! I've gotta call my friends!

{Fade to black.}

SkullB's Message

"Hey, you did pretty good! Thanks for beta-testing, by the way! However, you'll need to get even better if you want to beat my friends' games! Hahahaha!"

Episode Two:

List of Minigames

Training

  • Disk-o Fever - A Button: Catch - Catch the disk as it falls. - Aah! My prototype! Grab it before it breaks!
  • Pastarama - A Button: Slurp - Tap A repeatedly to slurp up the pasta. - All this pasta, and so little time! I'm so hungry!
  • Super Skullio Bros. - D-Pad: Move - Move SkullB around as he hops, and squish the enemies. - Can't... stop... hopping! Help me squish all the enemies!
  • Timing is Everything - A Button: Stop - Turn off the alarm when it starts ringing. - Ugh, this alarm clock... Turn it off!

Old-School

  • Dr. Mario (1990) - D-Pad: Move / A Button: Rotate - Clear out the virus. - Eurgh, all these germs... get 'em outta here!
  • Love Machine (1960s) - A Button: Squeeze - Tap A repeatedly and squeeze the handles. - How good of a lover are you? Find out here!
  • Pokemon (1996) - A Button: Cancel - Keep the Pokemon from evolving. - Hey! Keep that Pokemon from evolving too early!