Skullbuggy's Completely and Totally Honest Video Game Reviews (Among Other Things)/misc4

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Other Things Review #4: Five Random Pages

I'm doing it now okay

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Hello, all. It's time for your favorite user's review show!

NOID REVIEW TIME

No, I'm kidding. This is something much worse.

Anyhow, tonight I'm reviewing five random pages on Wikipedia. God help me.

PAGE ONE: Harry Lee (athlete)

Thankfully this page is only a couple of sentences long. Harry Lee apparently competed in the 1990 Paris Olympics in 1990. This is before I was born, mind you. Anyhow, he apparently refused to race in the 400 meter dash finals because it was on a Sunday. Devout Christian much?

PAGE TWO: Hood Mountain

This is a mountain. It apparently has a really good view of the Sierra Nevada mountains and it's in Napa County? Like hell if I know, I live in New-goddamn-Hampshire, land of snow and trees.

PAGE THREE: Masaurhi

It's somewhere in India or something

PAGE FOUR: Do You Party?

OF COURSE I DO WHY WOULD YOU ASK

But no, this is some album by some band and it has dogs on the cover. It's supposed to be really good but I don't like electronic music. Plus the dogs on the cover have human heads WHY DO THEY HAVE HUMAN HEADS

PAGE FIVE: The Sweets of Sin

Oh, this one sounds good.

... Oh. It's not about what I thought it was. This is some Australian pop band or something. I'm no Aussie, so I don't really care.

Well. That was a bust on every conceivable level. Tune in next time when I don't suck as bad.