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Other Things Review #1: A Bowl of Pineapple-Flavored Jell-O

Watch as Skullbuggy travels through the mystical land of Jell-O.

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SKULLBUGGY'S COMPLETELY AND TOTALLY HONEST VIDEO GAME REVIEWS (AMONG OTHER THINGS)

I'm Skullbuggy, and today we will be eating something. Not anything gross; let's save that for later. No. We are eating Jell-O.

Jell-O is shrouded in mystery. What is it? How is it? Let me tell you, right up front.

Jell-O is made from bones and cartilage.

More specifically, Jell-O is made from the collagen found in these items--collagen being one of the strongest organic materials. This collagen is extremely refined and mixed with other things--sucrose, flavoring, AGUA, you know. It is then dried and shipped to us, so we can consume it, not knowing we're eating pig hooves.

Turned off yet? Let's keep going.

I made this Jell-O about two hours ago--but I got sick of waiting so I pulled it out of the ol' frig-i-daire. It's still a bit loose, yet firm enough to retain its shape, so we're looking good so far. Now, since this is a very special review, I decided to act my age and use a drinking straw to eat this.

I'm five years old, apparently.

Now, it's time to taste it. ... The verdict? Not bad at all. The pineapple flavor is a bit strong, so you may want to go easy on it, but it's still good. My suggestion is to drop some fresh cherries in there. It probably tastes good.

Well, that's it. I'd write more, but eating Jell-O is hardly as exciting as playing a video game.

Unless you slap it. Then it's amazing.