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Overview

Episode 1: Meet Daisy

SkullB talks with his new robot, Daisy. They discuss Wiki Users.

Transcript

SKULLB: Hey, Daisy!

DAISY: hey, skullb!

SKULLB: Hey, you already know my name!

DAISY: hey, you already know my name!

SKULLB: I should know... I created you.

DAISY: hey, you already know my name!

SKULLB: Yes, Daisy. We've been over this.

DAISY: yes, skullb. we've been over this.

SKULLB: Huh. You're more rebellious than I thought.

DAISY: huh. you're more rebellious than i thought.

SKULLB: So, Daisy. As your creator, I am obliged to teach you, yes?

DAISY: huh. you're more rebellious than i am obliged to teach you, yes?

SKULLB: {sighs} Looks like you need it. Desperately.

DAISY: looks like you need it. desperately.

SKULLB: Time for lesson one: Wiki Users!

DAISY: time for lesson one: wiki users!

SKULLB: Indeed.

DAISY: time for lesson one: wiki users!

SKULLB: Nalos = awesome

DAISY: nalos = awesome.

SKULLB: {surprisedly} Good!

DAISY: nalos = awesome.

SKULLB: Alright, let's try another one.

DAISY: alright, let's try another one.

SKULLB: SkullB = king

DAISY: alright, let's try another one.

SKULLB: {a little annoyed} SkullB = king

DAISY: daisy = king.

SKULLB: Hardly.

DAISY: daisy = king.

SKULLB: Daisy = robot

DAISY: hardly.

SKULLB: Daisy = robot

DAISY: skullb = robot.

SKULLB: I guess that's true. In some respects.

DAISY: i guess that's true. in some respects.

SKULLB: Now, then. SkullB = king

DAISY: i guess that's true. in some respects.

SKULLB: SkullB = king

DAISY: now, then. daisy = king.

SKULLB: {frustrated} No, Daisy.

DAISY: now, then. daisy = king.

SKULLB: Daisy = robot

DAISY: no, skullb. as your creator, i am obliged to teach you, yes?

SKULLB: You're still in the copying stage, huh?

DAISY: you're still in the copying stage, huh?

SKULLB: Alright.

DAISY: alright, let's try another one.

SKULLB: Let's.

DAISY: alright, let's try another one.

SKULLB: Chaos = angry

DAISY: alright, let's try another one.

SKULLB: Chaos = angry

DAISY: chaos = angry.

SKULLB: Good!

DAISY: chaos = angry.

SKULLB: Let's do one more, how about?

DAISY: let's do one more, how about?

SKULLB: Badstar = Homestrong

DAISY: let's do one more, how about?

SKULLB: Badster = Homestrong

DAISY: badster = homestrong.

SKULLB: {quickly, realizing mistake} No, BadSTAR.

DAISY: no, skullb. as your creator, i am obliged to teach you, yes?

SKULLB: {sarcastically} I guess so. You're the boss, right?

DAISY: i guess so. you're the boss, right?

SKULLB: {laughs} I am!

DAISY: i guess so. you're the boss, right?

SKULLB: I am the boss.

DAISY: i am the boss.

SKULLB: I am the boss, Daisy.

DAISY: i guess so. you're the boss, right?

SKULLB: Alright, let's do another.

DAISY: alright, let's do another.

SKULLB: Bluebry = Texas

DAISY: alright, let's do another.

SKULLB: Bluebry = Texas

DAISY: bluebry = texas.

SKULLB: Good for you!

DAISY: time for lesson one: wiki users!

SKULLB: TheDenzel = cheese man

DAISY: thedenzel = cheese man.

SKULLB: {surprisedly} Wow, that was quick!

DAISY: wow, that was quick!

SKULLB: Now let's review, how about?

DAISY: wow, that was quick!

SKULLB: Bluebry = ?

DAISY: now let's review, how about?

SKULLB: Bluebry = ?

DAISY: bluebry = ?

SKULLB: No, Bluebry = Texas.

DAISY: no, bluebry = robot.

SKULLB: Oh, heck.

DAISY: no, bluebry = ?

SKULLB: Bluebry = Texas.

DAISY: oh, heck.

SKULLB: Bluebry = Texas.

DAISY: bluebry = texas.

SKULLB: Good.

DAISY: bluebry = texas.

SKULLB: TheDenzel is?

DAISY: thedenzel is?

SKULLB: What is thedenzel?

DAISY: thedenzel = cheese man.

SKULLB: Good!

DAISY: what is thedenzel?

SKULLB: Don't repeat me.

DAISY: don't repeat me.

SKULLB: What is Chaos?

DAISY: don't repeat me.

SKULLB: What is Chaos?

DAISY: hey, you already know my name!

SKULLB: {annoyed} What is Chaos?

DAISY: what is chaos?

SKULLB: Daisy, tell me.

DAISY: what is chaos?

SKULLB: Exactly!

DAISY: exactly!

SKULLB: What is Chaos?

DAISY: exactly!

SKULLB: Urgh... this isn't going anywhere.

DAISY: urgh... this isn't going anywhere.

SKULLB: {sighs} I'm glad you share my sentiments, Daisy.

DAISY: urgh... this isn't going anywhere.

SKULLB: No need to rub it in.

DAISY: i'm glad you share my sentiments, skullb.

SKULLB: Alright, then.

DAISY: alright, then. daisy = king.

SKULLB: Nalos is?

DAISY: now, then. daisy = king.

SKULLB: What is Nalos?

DAISY: nalos is?

SKULLB: What is Nalos?

DAISY: what is nalos?

SKULLB: {increasingly angered} Nalos is what?

DAISY: what is nalos?

SKULLB: What is love?

DAISY: what is nalos?

SKULLB: Nalos = awesome

DAISY: what is love?

SKULLB: Love = baby don't hurt me

DAISY: love = baby don't hurt me.

SKULLB: What is Nalos?

DAISY: love = baby don't hurt me.

SKULLB: {slightly annoyed} What is Nalos?

DAISY: what is nalos?

SKULLB: {increasingly frustrated} What is love?

DAISY: love = baby don't hurt me.

SKULLB: Good. At least you have that one down.

DAISY: good. at least you have that was quick!

SKULLB: I couldn't be happier for that.

DAISY: good. at least you have that one down.

SKULLB: Alright, it's time for me to stop this lesson.

DAISY: i couldn't be happier for that.

SKULLB: I'm glad you feel the same way, Daisy.

DAISY: looks like you feel the same way, skullb.

SKULLB: Good night, Daisy!

DAISY: good. at least you feel the same way, skullb.