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SkullB and Daisy/1
Overview
Episode 1: Meet Daisy
SkullB talks with his new robot, Daisy. They discuss Wiki Users.
Transcript
SKULLB: Hey, Daisy!
DAISY: hey, skullb!
SKULLB: Hey, you already know my name!
DAISY: hey, you already know my name!
SKULLB: I should know... I created you.
DAISY: hey, you already know my name!
SKULLB: Yes, Daisy. We've been over this.
DAISY: yes, skullb. we've been over this.
SKULLB: Huh. You're more rebellious than I thought.
DAISY: huh. you're more rebellious than i thought.
SKULLB: So, Daisy. As your creator, I am obliged to teach you, yes?
DAISY: huh. you're more rebellious than i am obliged to teach you, yes?
SKULLB: {sighs} Looks like you need it. Desperately.
DAISY: looks like you need it. desperately.
SKULLB: Time for lesson one: Wiki Users!
DAISY: time for lesson one: wiki users!
SKULLB: Indeed.
DAISY: time for lesson one: wiki users!
SKULLB: Nalos = awesome
DAISY: nalos = awesome.
SKULLB: {surprisedly} Good!
DAISY: nalos = awesome.
SKULLB: Alright, let's try another one.
DAISY: alright, let's try another one.
SKULLB: SkullB = king
DAISY: alright, let's try another one.
SKULLB: {a little annoyed} SkullB = king
DAISY: daisy = king.
SKULLB: Hardly.
DAISY: daisy = king.
SKULLB: Daisy = robot
DAISY: hardly.
SKULLB: Daisy = robot
DAISY: skullb = robot.
SKULLB: I guess that's true. In some respects.
DAISY: i guess that's true. in some respects.
SKULLB: Now, then. SkullB = king
DAISY: i guess that's true. in some respects.
SKULLB: SkullB = king
DAISY: now, then. daisy = king.
SKULLB: {frustrated} No, Daisy.
DAISY: now, then. daisy = king.
SKULLB: Daisy = robot
DAISY: no, skullb. as your creator, i am obliged to teach you, yes?
SKULLB: You're still in the copying stage, huh?
DAISY: you're still in the copying stage, huh?
SKULLB: Alright.
DAISY: alright, let's try another one.
SKULLB: Let's.
DAISY: alright, let's try another one.
SKULLB: Chaos = angry
DAISY: alright, let's try another one.
SKULLB: Chaos = angry
DAISY: chaos = angry.
SKULLB: Good!
DAISY: chaos = angry.
SKULLB: Let's do one more, how about?
DAISY: let's do one more, how about?
SKULLB: Badstar = Homestrong
DAISY: let's do one more, how about?
SKULLB: Badster = Homestrong
DAISY: badster = homestrong.
SKULLB: {quickly, realizing mistake} No, BadSTAR.
DAISY: no, skullb. as your creator, i am obliged to teach you, yes?
SKULLB: {sarcastically} I guess so. You're the boss, right?
DAISY: i guess so. you're the boss, right?
SKULLB: {laughs} I am!
DAISY: i guess so. you're the boss, right?
SKULLB: I am the boss.
DAISY: i am the boss.
SKULLB: I am the boss, Daisy.
DAISY: i guess so. you're the boss, right?
SKULLB: Alright, let's do another.
DAISY: alright, let's do another.
SKULLB: Bluebry = Texas
DAISY: alright, let's do another.
SKULLB: Bluebry = Texas
DAISY: bluebry = texas.
SKULLB: Good for you!
DAISY: time for lesson one: wiki users!
SKULLB: TheDenzel = cheese man
DAISY: thedenzel = cheese man.
SKULLB: {surprisedly} Wow, that was quick!
DAISY: wow, that was quick!
SKULLB: Now let's review, how about?
DAISY: wow, that was quick!
SKULLB: Bluebry = ?
DAISY: now let's review, how about?
SKULLB: Bluebry = ?
DAISY: bluebry = ?
SKULLB: No, Bluebry = Texas.
DAISY: no, bluebry = robot.
SKULLB: Oh, heck.
DAISY: no, bluebry = ?
SKULLB: Bluebry = Texas.
DAISY: oh, heck.
SKULLB: Bluebry = Texas.
DAISY: bluebry = texas.
SKULLB: Good.
DAISY: bluebry = texas.
SKULLB: TheDenzel is?
DAISY: thedenzel is?
SKULLB: What is thedenzel?
DAISY: thedenzel = cheese man.
SKULLB: Good!
DAISY: what is thedenzel?
SKULLB: Don't repeat me.
DAISY: don't repeat me.
SKULLB: What is Chaos?
DAISY: don't repeat me.
SKULLB: What is Chaos?
DAISY: hey, you already know my name!
SKULLB: {annoyed} What is Chaos?
DAISY: what is chaos?
SKULLB: Daisy, tell me.
DAISY: what is chaos?
SKULLB: Exactly!
DAISY: exactly!
SKULLB: What is Chaos?
DAISY: exactly!
SKULLB: Urgh... this isn't going anywhere.
DAISY: urgh... this isn't going anywhere.
SKULLB: {sighs} I'm glad you share my sentiments, Daisy.
DAISY: urgh... this isn't going anywhere.
SKULLB: No need to rub it in.
DAISY: i'm glad you share my sentiments, skullb.
SKULLB: Alright, then.
DAISY: alright, then. daisy = king.
SKULLB: Nalos is?
DAISY: now, then. daisy = king.
SKULLB: What is Nalos?
DAISY: nalos is?
SKULLB: What is Nalos?
DAISY: what is nalos?
SKULLB: {increasingly angered} Nalos is what?
DAISY: what is nalos?
SKULLB: What is love?
DAISY: what is nalos?
SKULLB: Nalos = awesome
DAISY: what is love?
SKULLB: Love = baby don't hurt me
DAISY: love = baby don't hurt me.
SKULLB: What is Nalos?
DAISY: love = baby don't hurt me.
SKULLB: {slightly annoyed} What is Nalos?
DAISY: what is nalos?
SKULLB: {increasingly frustrated} What is love?
DAISY: love = baby don't hurt me.
SKULLB: Good. At least you have that one down.
DAISY: good. at least you have that was quick!
SKULLB: I couldn't be happier for that.
DAISY: good. at least you have that one down.
SKULLB: Alright, it's time for me to stop this lesson.
DAISY: i couldn't be happier for that.
SKULLB: I'm glad you feel the same way, Daisy.
DAISY: looks like you feel the same way, skullb.
SKULLB: Good night, Daisy!
DAISY: good. at least you feel the same way, skullb.