Sephiroth and Strong Intelligent in: Setting up Counterstrike!

INSPIRED BY TRUE EVENTS

The thing

SEPH: I'm bored

SI: Me too Wanna play an RPG

SEPHY: No

SI: 'Kay you got Counterstrike

SEPH: {Simoultaniously} Hey do you have Counter-strike

SI: Source

SEPH: {Again, simoultaniously} Source

SI: Yeah

SEPH: Wanna play

SI: Cool

{SI opens Counterstrike}

SI: Are you on

SEPH: Wait it's setting up

{Eight minuites}

SI: Okay find a server

SEPH: I can't there's to many

SI: Okay create one

SEPH: No I've found one it's empty

SI: Cool

{SI goes on server as does Seph}

SEPH: Yay I'm playing

SI: It's full

SEPH: It's empty

SI: I'm dead and the SAW theme is playing

SEPH: Cool I'- I lost connection

{He does}

SI: Okay you create a server

{Seph does}

SI: Okay I'm going to connect

SEPH: Okay

{Four minuites}

SI: Could not connect

SEPH: Okay I'm gonna play against bots

SI: Bye

{Logs off, goes to the brown decaying WUW and makes a fustuff calles Sephiroth and Strong Intelligent in: Setting up Counterstrike to parody the entire situation with a lack of grammar or jokes}