Sephiroth: The Big Finish

{Open: A dark room. Sephiroth is sitting on the floor, all by himself, wearing a party hat.}

SEPHIROTH: This sucks... The wiki is fading, and I don't even have any fake characters to spend my time with.

???: You do, but they all sucked!!

SEPHIROTH: Piss off Alex!

ALEX: Sorry.

SEPHIROTH: Where are they, anyway?

ALEX: Well, you've got Boco, who's right behind you!

SEPHIROTH: Who the hell is Boco?

ALEX: You know, from 2005... You probably don't remember. You were a moogle.

SEPHIROTH: Do I at least get any past versions of myself?

ALEX: Nope.

SEPHIROTH: Why?

ALEX: It's mostly due to the fact that I murdered them and then hid their bodies.

SEPHIROTH: What?! You're quite twisted, aren't you?

ALEX: Oh please! They're not real! None of this is! Not even you!

SEPHIROTH: So... that means.. I'm on my own..

ALEX: Nope.. I'm still here.

SEPHIROTH: Yeah, but you suck.. Only me. Living on my own... {Music starts playing in the background.}

ALEX: What? Who the hell is playing this music?

SEPHIROTH: {Singing} Sometimes I feel I’m gonna break down and cry...

Nowhere to go nothing to do with my time

I get lonely so lonely living on my own

Sometimes I feel I’m always walking too fast

And everything is coming down on me down on me

I go crazy... Oh so crazy living on my own

Dee do de de dee do de de

I don’t have no time for no monkey business

Dee do de de dee do de de

I get so lonely lonely lonely lonely yeah

Got to be some good times ahead!!!

Sometimes I feel nobody gives me no warning

Find my head is always up in the clouds in a dreamworld

It’s not easy living on my own

Dee do de de dee do de de

I don’t have no time for no monkey business

Dee do de de dee do de de

I get so lonely lonely lonely lonely yeah

Got to be some good times ahead!!

Dee do de de dee do de de

I don’t have no time for no monkey business

Dee do de de dee do de de

I get so lonely lonely lonely lonely yeah

Got to be some good times ahead!!!

ALEX: Seph.. you're one of the craziest guys I have ever created.. I'm outta here.

SEPHIROTH: DO I AT LEAST GET TO SURVIVE?!

ALEX: Maybe. {Leaves.}

SEPHIROTH: WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN?! WHAT DOES ANY OF THIS MEAN?! Where am I, anyway?

{Close.}