Scottish Lawnmower

"so, what's a scottish lawnmower" - Raiku

":)" - BROOKSIE

a story of tragedy, a story of thrills, a story of pant wetting extreme awesomeness... this is the story of

SCOTTISH LAWNMOWER

One day, there was a little boy named Timothy. Timothy was a good little boy, he didn't do drugs, drink, swear and do anything of the sort. He got straight A's and he was loved by everybody.

One one particular day, Timothy went to school and did the usual things for the first hour, until it was break time. On the way out of the class however, he heard a bunch of his classmates chatting about something and then sniggering. He walks up to them.

As Timothy moved forwards to listen, he heard that they were talking about some kind of "Scottish Lawnmower". Confused, Timothy went up to them closer and asked what it was. The kids responded by beating the crap out of him.

After Timothy healed from his injuries, he couldn't help but wonder what a Scottish Lawnmower is, and why he got beaten up when he asked. So he decided to investigate.

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Timothy went home to his parents. He asked them about the Scottish Lawnmower, and the parents shouted at him for 10 minutes and then sent him to his room without any supper.

Timothy didn't know what was wrong. He was confused... agitated that no one would give him a straight answer.. So he decided to ask the person he trusted the most.. His teacher.

Next day at school, Timothy waited after class to talk to his teacher about the Scottish Lawnmower. The teacher gasped, and then sent him to the headmaster immediately. When he asked the headmaster, the headmaster slapped him across the face and permamently expelled him.

Timothy walked from the school, saddened over what he did.. For a minute, he sat at the curb and cryed at the injustice.. Why he got expelled, why everyone now hated him.. Why he couldn't get a straight answer, So he stood up and walked across the street.

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HOLY CRAP THE PRESSURE I CANNOT HANDLE IT

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THE UNVEILING!!!!!

And then a bus came speeding across, and hit him, shattering all his bones, and brutally killing him.

The moral of the story is: Look before you cross.

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