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Sarette Emails/3
Sarette Email #3
Sarette explains her hobbies in song.
Cast (in order of appearance): Sarette Sprinter
Places: Sarette's Spare Room, The Slightly Different Field
Date: August 23, 2008
Running Time: 2:10
Page Title: Sing a song of Sarette!
Transcript
SARETTE: Emails, emails, oh, how {high voice} I love them so!
subject: subject: re: fwd: haiHello Mr/Miss/Ms/Mrs <insert name>
What are your hobbies?
~Vindicator
ATTACHMENT: crappymspaintdrawingofmoney.bmp
{Sarette reads the slashes in 'Mr/Miss/Ms/Mrs <insert name>' as 'or', and after reading the said line, she says 'Wah! You just gave me a really confusing nickname!'}
SARETTE: Oh, this is something I can only describe in melodious song! {singing} Wellll, I...
{Cut to Sarette next to her yearbook cabinet.}
SARETTE: {singing, flings open a drawer} Alphabetize my ye-earbooks!
{Cut to Sarette picking up a fishing hook, with other fishing hooks lying in a puddle.}
SARETTE: {singing} See if any fish are bitin' on the hooks...
{Cut to Sarette brushing her hair in front of a mirror.}
SARETTE: {singing} And I have to keep up my good looks!
{Cut to Sarette sitting on a tall pile of record books.}
SARETTE: {singing} My hobbies should be on the books!
{The pile collapses. Cut to Sarette watering a shriveling leaf.}
SARETTE: {singing} I water my leaf tree!
{Cut to Sarette reading an atlas.}
SARETTE: {singing} I go over my map of Tennesee!
{Cut to Sarette dusting the Compustine.}
SARETTE: {singing} I clean the Compustine of any debriiiiis! I do this every day, you see?
{Cut to Sarette on her front porch.}
SARETTE: {slowly singing} And when I'm done with all of theeeese...
{Cut to Sarette running in the Slightly Different Field to a tree.}
SARETTE: {slowly singing} I talk to some treeeeees... {no longer singing} Hello, tree!
{Sarette turns around and jumps into a pile of string cheese.}
SARETTE: {slowly singing} And I jump into piles of string cheeeeeese... {faster} And now we are done with this song. Ding!
{The notepaper comes down, reading 'That was a really cheesy song.'}
SARETTE: When I want criticism, I'll ask for it! But when I don't...
{The notepaper comes down further, with new text reading 'Oh, fine. Click here to email Sarette.'}
SARETTE: That's better.
Easter Eggs
- Click on the attatchment to bring up an image of the said drawing.
Fun Facts
- This is the first email to have a song.
- The line "Alphabetizing my yearbooks" refers to Sarette Email #2.
