SPACED OUT AWESOME/eps/2

Summary

Introducing: The Garlics! A race of alien invaders who are totally not ripped off from some British TV Program!

Transcript

{Open: The Meeting Room (it's like the boardroom BUT PEOPLE MEET IN IT INSTEAD. RAWR.)}

SEPHIROTH: So Chaos gathered us all in this room, just so he could show us one of his experiments. I could be doing better things right now. LIKE EATING CURRY.

{The Spart jives in, greasing up his hair while looking at the mirror at the same time. He trips, breaking the mirror and ruining his hairdo.}

THE SPART: FUCK.

CHAOS: Before I show you all my experiment, I would like to make an announcement. We-

SEPHIROTH: BOOOORING!!! GET ON WITH IT!!

CHAOS: Excuse me, Captain. But this is important information I would like to share wit-

SEPHIROTH: DON'T CARE.

CHAOS: Ugh. Okay.. We successfully made it through the-

SEPHIROTH: GET ON-

CHAOS: YOUR CURRY WAS EJECTED OUT OF THE SHIP AND COMPLETELY ABSORBED INTO THE ATMOSPHERE. MOTHERFUCKER.

SEPHIROTH: Wait... my curry is gone? My precious, precious indian cuisine? The stuff I valued more than anything else? {Bursts into tears} OH GOD NO!! WHY?! ...WHY?! ...WHYYYYYYYYY?! {Curls up into fetal position and remains that way}

{editor note: i was going to write a nicely detailed description of kbot entering but couldn't be arsed. sorry guys}

K-BOT: I have just recovered from a system error. As a result, my personality has been disconnected. Repair would be strongly advised.

THE SPART: ...I have my own problems, thank you. For one, my hair style is ruined! How worse could things get?!

K-BOT: ...But.. But.. B-.. {Shuts down.}

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