Rumble Red Mails/3

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RUMBLE RED: I am going to check my email!!

Дорогой красный цвет рокотания, Это электронная почта находится в иностранном языке. Как раз конец! Пожалуйста не получите рак уха. Поздравления, лимон

RUMBLE RED: Oh good, an email in my native tongue!

{AN STEVE APPEARS}

STEVE: Dude, lazor?

RUMBLE RED: Will you shut up?

{Mary Sue enters. She's a tough, spunky female lawyer on the streets of Tokyo but she still knows her way around a sword. Her flowing jet black hair swayed back and forth as she walked, stealing the hearts of all the men she passed.}

MARY SUE: Here, I can translate this. I worked for years in Siberia helping with the anti-communist movement.

RUMBLE RED: Wait, there are anti-communists?

STEVE: I hate communism! They're the ones who made that stupid religion.

RUMBLE RED: But it's the supreme form of government!

MARY SUE: Steve, I think you mean Scientology...

STEVE: Oh, is that it? I hate that one then.

MARY SUE: Why do you hate Scientology? I bet you hate us witches too.

STEVE: Because it's evil!

{Mary Sue casts a spell on Steve, turning him into a sandwich}

RUMBLE RED: Alright alright, settle down you two.

{Mary Sue grudgingly turns Steve back to normal}

STEVE: Thanks. I would have had to epic fail you.

RUMBLE RED: Anyway, back to the email. Здравствулте!, хороший господин. Хорошие происшествия к вам и вашему роду. Добро голода? И Yugo? Май ваши сновидения были заполнены

MARY SUE: I knew exactly what that meant. {makes out with Harry Potter}

STEVE: Whatever. I got stuff to do. Seeya.