Robmails.exe/hats

summary: Take your hat off... really.

CAST: Robstar,

Scene:Computer Room,

Page Title: Tandigations

Date: April 6, 2009

Transcript

ROBSTAR: {typing "robmails.exe"} Email email email email and etc.

subject: hats off
Dear Robstar,

Do you take off your hat when you go to sleep?

Sincerely sincerely,
Strong Rad

ROBSTAR: {types} yeah. What else, Strong Sincerely-some-stupid-named-radical-idiocy-from-nowhere-in-Utah-with-Billy-Mays-without-telling-everybody, Jr., III. Who doesn't? Hell, i like to take off my hat when i sleep. Speaking of which... bye. {turns off the computer and goes to sleep}

SCOUTTY: {enters the screen} HEY! Do you smell like pea soup? Are you the idiot? Are you having Tourettes syndrome?

ROBSTAR: {pause for 5 seconds} FALCON PUNCH! {punches Scoutty in the face}

SCOUTTY: UNCOOL!

ROBSTAR: My apologize for being too random, but I was wondering if i can take my hats off everyday?

SCOUTTY:Uh... yes.

ROBSTAR: Thank you. {types as Scoutty exits} Ya see? now, when I show you this {facepalm} video. Enjoy while I cry, "what the crap is that?!?" and i will thank you with all the hats and the hates. Enjoy. {rolls the video as new-age music plays and the title says, "ROBSTAR'S POINTLESS EDUMACATIONAL AWESOMENESS"}

MICKEY: {voiceover} A changeover has begun and a hat is advised for you to enjoy.

ROBSTAR: Now would you believe that hats exists? No? WHY? because they are awesome! First {wears an official Black Sabbath hat} you gotta wear whatever handy dandy hats you need. And all our base are- {music stops} the joke's old.

{scene cuts to the tennis court as music continues to play}

ROBSTAR:You should know that if I ask where the hell is this hat coming from, you take it off. it's simple.

{scene cuts to a different camera}

ROBSTAR: you see. I took it off. {whispers} now shut it off. {5 second pause} I SAID SHUT THAT M--

{scene cuts back to the tennis court}

ROBSTAR: Just take my word for it. Get it, because i took it off. OH HA HA HA!

{scene cuts back to the computer}

ROBSTAR: {typing} Well, i ran out of ideas. Ideas that just suck. But, i will end this by taking my hat off... IN DOOM METAL SEASON! Meet Hats Off Killer! {doom metal music plays for 5 seconds}

{the paper comes down}

Fun Facts

• Hats Off Killer is something i made up when I was bored.