Return to Wiki City/ep/4

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{Open to the survivors at CHAOSMART, patiently waiting for Zippy to return from the washroom.}

BADSTAR: HOW DO PLATYPUSES PEE ANYWAY

KIRBYCHU: Mayor, that's not a very appropria-

BADSTAR: HOW DO YOU PEE, COME TO MENTION IT

KIRBYCHU: What?

BADSTAR: I'M JUST SAYIN'. YOU'RE A... KIRBY... PIKACHU THING. HOW DO YOU PEE. DO YOU HAVE A PE-

{Zippy returns from the washroom.}

ZOO: Oh boy, Zippy's back!

ZIPPY: Eh, did I miss anything?

BADSTAR: YEAH, I WAS JUST ASKING KIRBYCHU IF HE HAD A PE-

ZIPPY: Okay yeah, let's continue the story.

JCM: But I'm genuinely curious!

ZIPPY: JCM, shut up.

{Cut back to the freeze-frame from last episode. Bell is in the process of landing a punch on Raiku. The scene resumes, with Raiku being knocked out of the crater and into a group of houses. Bell flies up into the air.}

TORRENT: Oh god, not Mrs. Henderson's place! She baked the second best pies!

{Raiku stands up, and wipes a small speck of blood from his face. He smirks.}

RAIKU: I guess it is too late to say sorry. Not that I am.

{Raiku charges towards Bell, ready to attack him. As Raiku is about to through a punch, Bell quickly flies out of the way, causing Raiku to stagger, awkwardly decelerating. Raiku looks irritated.}

RAIKU: HEY. THAT'S CHEATING. YOU CAN'T DO THAT!

{Bell stays silent, staring at Raiku with an expression of contempt.}

RAIKU: What? Aren't you gonna say anything?

{Bell stays still, floating in the air without a word.}

RAIKU: It doesn't matter anyway! I'm still gonna kick your ass!

{Raiku charges against Bell again. This time, Bell quickly teleports behind him and kicks him in the back, causing him to crash into another house.}

TORRENT: You just destroyed Mr. Cohen's house, you fucking dick!

{Raiku crawls out of the wreckage.}

RAIKU: Help me, damn it!

TORRENT: What, and get in the way of the guy who's wife you killed? No thanks, I think I'd rather sit this one out. Besides, you brought this upon yourself.

RAIKU: You're such a fucking pussy, Dave!

TORRENT: Hey, at least you called me by my new name!

RAIKU: Fuck you!

{Raiku turns to Raggon and Raggonix.}

RAIKU: You two, help me out here!

{The two nod and ascend to the sky with Raiku.}

RAGGON: PREPARE TO GET CRUSHED, LOSER!

{Raggon charges at Bell, succeeding at punching him in the face. The two proceed to exchange punches in midair, with Raggon appearing to gain an upper hand over Bell for a short while. Suddenly, Bell lands a sharp blow to Raggon's diaphragm, knocking the air out of his lungs. Bell then follows with a second punch, this time strong enough for his fist to go into his stomach. Raggon coughs up blood.}

TORRENT: Oh, geez. Y'know Raiku, I think you might be next.

RAIKU: I swear to god, Torrent. Shut the fuck up.

TORRENT: Y'know, I'm just here, without a house, no material possessions, yeah. But yeah, fine. I'll just stand here and not say anything. Nothing at all.

{Bell grins as Raggon coughs blood onto his helmet. Bell lifts Raggon up, his fist still inside his stomach, impaling him further. Raggonix looks in horror.}

RAGGONIX: Raggon...

RAGGON: I.. I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD... ANYMORE... I DON'T...

{Bell releases a massive blast of energy from his hand, evaporating Raggon almost instantly, leaving nothing but scraps from his clothing. Tears are streaming from Raggonix's eyes as he witnessed his brother get killed.}

RAGGONIX: He... killed him...

{Raiku looks at the scraps of clothing fall. He looks displeased.}

RAIKU: Really, Raggon? Was that all you had? Psht, that's disappointing!

{Raggonix looks back at Raiku. He is absolutely furious.}

RAGGONIX: MY BROTHER FUCKING DIED, AND THAT'S ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY? THAT SON OF A BITCH KILLED HIM!

RAIKU: Yeah, I can definitely see that. Go kill him back.

{Raiku shoos Raggonix away. Raggonix ascends higher, angry at Raiku, and furious at Bell.}

RAGGONIX: This never would've happened if it weren't for you, Raiku! I told you that you shouldn't have fucking messed with Sarah! Now look what's happening!

TORRENT: He has a point, brother.

RAIKU: But he kicked me out of the Council! He had it coming!! He deserved it... SHE DESERVED IT!!!

{Raggonix turns to Bell, who is still looking up into the sky from when he killed Raggon. Raggonix charges up his energy. As he does so, the sky around the neighborhood begins to turn grey and cloudy, like a brewing storm.}

RAGGONIX: You'll pay for killing my brother!

{Bell stops looking up at the sky, and turns his head to Raggonix. He wipes Raggon's blood off his helmet with his hand and licks it off. The sight of this enrages Raggonix even further.}

RAGGONIX: You-... YOU MONSTER!!

{Raggonix screams as a bolt of lightning falls from the sky and strikes him, imbuing him with electrical energy. He rushes towards Bell, firing quick shots of lightning in succession. Bell proceeds to dodge most of them but is caught off-guard when one hits him in the chest. Bell is momentarily stunned, which allows Raggonix to fly over to Bell and deliver another attack.}

RAGGONIX: Try this, you bastard!

{Raggon places his hands on Bell's chest, delivering a massive shock through his body and causing Bell's body to spasm uncontrollably. Cut to Bell and Torrent, watching the battle.}

RAGGONIX: Your journey ends here, freak.

RAIKU: Wahey, Raggonix! Kill him, kill him, kill him!!

TORRENT: You know he's going to get himself killed, right? Did you see what he did to Raggon?

RAIKU: Oh, that? Eh. Raggon'll be fine.

TORRENT: Wha-?

{Cut back to the battle. Raggonix takes his hands off from Bell's chest, and Bell crashes down onto the ground, having been sufficiently electrocuted. The attack took a lot of energy out of Raggonix, who slowly descends back to the ground, breathing heavily.}

RAGGONIX: I... I did it... I-... WAIT, WHAT?

{Raggonix quickly turns around to see Bell standing in front of him. He looks to his side to find another Bell, and the other side to find yet another Bell. He walks backward, only to be greeted by another Bell standing right behind him. He is flanked by Bells. Raggonix quickly ascends into the sky to escape the multiple Bells, only to find another Bell waiting for him there too. Raggonix fires a bolt of lightning at the Bell in the sky, quickly vaporizing him, before summoning a giant strike of lightning to destroy the Bells on the ground. Raggonix becomes even more exhausted by this usage of energy. He tries to catch his breath, closing his eyes for just one second, before opening them to see that he is now absolutely surrounded by Bells.}

RAIKU: Come on Raggonix, stop being a fuckin' pussy and kill them already!

RAGGONIX: Fuck-... you... Raiku...

TORRENT: You should probably help him. Bell hasn't even touched him, and he already looks beat.

{Raiku ignores Torrent.}

RAIKU: Don't fuckin' disappoint me, Raggonix! Kill the bastard!

{Raggonix's fury reaches its maximum level as a powerful field of electricity engulfs his body, striking every Bell Clone in the vicinity and destroying them all. The field dissipates and Raggonix crashes to the ground, completely exhausted from his own attacks. Raggonix attempts to stand back up again but fails as he collapses. Bell stands up from the area he crashed into, brushing the rubble from his clothing. He walks towards Raggonix and begins to laugh, the first sound he made since arriving.}

BELL: I feel like I should congratulate you on a job well done. You nearly succeeded in stopping me.

RAGGONIX: How... are there... so many.. of... you...?

BELL: When you stunned me like that, I needed to distract you while I recovered. And then I saw how angry you got, how you used so much energy to kill my clones.

RAIKU: OLDEST TRICK IN THE FUCKIN' BOOK, RAGGONIX.

RAGGONIX: Fuck... you... RAIKU...

{Bell stands over Raggonix, grinning menacingly.}

BELL: You know, in a way I feel kinda sorry for you and your brother. Raiku's gotten you into this shit, and you both suffer the hardest for it.

{Bell kicks Raggonix, flipping him over to his back. Raggonix coughs up blood.}

TORRENT: Raiku, what the fuck is wrong with you? Are you just going to let him get killed like that?

RAIKU: It's his fault for being so weak. Besides, that fucker kept cheating in all of our games!

{Bell stamps on Raggonix's chest, causing him to cough up more blood.}

RAGGONIX: I wasn't... cheatin'... you... dick... you just.... suck.

BELL: Any last words, Raggonix?

RAGGONIX: Just kill me... asshole...

BELL: Fine.

{Bell takes his foot off from Raggonix and destroys him with an explosive energy blast, leaving only a crater where he laid.}

RAIKU: Fuckin' weaaaaaak.

{As soon as Raggonix is finished, Bell turns to Raiku next.}

BELL: Looks like you have no more people for me to kill.

{Raiku looks at his brother.}

RAIKU: Torrent, go kill him for me.

TORRENT: What?! He's your fuckin' mess, not mine! Besides, I told you I don't kill anymore!

{Raiku sighs.}

RAIKU: Fine. I'll do it myself, I guess!

{Raiku takes off his helmet, revealing his true face, which is identical to Torrent's. His hair is white, spiky, and somewhat scruffy. He motions to take off his cape, but decides to keep it on, as it looks cool. He ascends upwards into the sky, ready to fight Bell.}

BELL: So you're finally man enough to face me.

RAIKU: Nah, you just killed all my other guys, besides, my brother's a total pussy.

{Torrent rolls his eyes.}

BELL: I plan on making quick work of you, shitstain.

{Raiku yawns.}

RAIKU: Can we get it over with already? I'm bored!

{Bell charges at Raiku and attempts to deliver a punch to his stomach but is stopped when Raiku catches his fist mid-air. Raiku slams Bell's body into the ground. In anger, Bell tries to strike again, aiming at Raiku's face this time, but Raiku slaps Bell first, knocking him over again.}

BELL: What the hell? I was just kicking your ass a few minutes ago!

RAIKU: I was just warming up!

BELL: Yeah? Well, get a load of this!

{Bell powers up his energy, transforming into Pure Watashi Bell.}

PURE WATASHI BELL: FACE THE WRATH OF PURE-...

{Bell is interrupted by Raiku's laughter.}

RAIKU: Are you fuckin' serious right now? That is the lamest fuckin' thing I have ever seen! I mean, I have some lame transformations, but that is-

{Bell conjures a subspace blade and slices Raiku in half, while at the same time slicing the entire floating neighborhood as well, causing one-half of it to crash down into the city. Torrent is shocked.}

TORRENT: No. Fucking. WAY!!

{Torrent flies into the battle, furious at Bell and Raiku. Meanwhile, Raiku is shocked at having been sliced in half.}

RAIKU: You know Bell. That was really fucking rude!

{The two halves of Raiku merge back together, and Raiku throws an ice attack at Bell, who dodges. Bell is about to counter attack but is thrown down to the ground by a powerful gust of wind. Raiku smiles.}

RAIKU: Dave, you finally joined the battle! Isn't this f-...

{Before Raiku can finish his sentence, Torrent quickly draws the air out from his lungs, before throwing him down with Bell as he gasps for air. He glides down, grabbing both Bell and Raiku, throwing them a far distance, into rural Maryland. By reducing the pressure of the air around him, Torrent runs at a lightning-fast speed to the locations of the two, before delivering an even bigger beatdown.}

BELL: What... the... fuck?

{Bell summons a Bell Clone to stop Torrent, but Torrent makes quick work of him by literally causing the air inside of his body to expand, blowing him up.}

RAIKU: Haha, whoa Torrent, that was nice! But... why did you do tha-...

{Torrent takes the air out of Raiku's lungs again. Raiku performs a quick "what the fuck dude, seriously?" gesture before gasping for air once again.}

TORRENT: I do NOT need to hear you right now, brother.

{Torrent turns to Bell.}

TORRENT: And you.

{Bell is about to throw a blast of energy at Torrent, but Torrent blasts him to the ground, holding him down with an insanely strong current.}

TORRENT: You come here, wreck my house, wreck my neighborhood, and then completely fuck up my city.

BELL: Oh yeah... sorry about that.

{Still keeping Bell pinned to the ground with his current, Torrent kneels down and places his hand on Bell's helmet, causing a spot of rust to grow from that area, covering almost half of his helmet.]

TORRENT: Sorry? Do you know why I was such a successful assassin? Because I got shit done. I used to move quickly and silently, taking my targets breath away. Literally. All this, while my STUPID DUMBASS BROTHER FUCKED AROUND AND DID FUCK ALL!!

{Torrent sighs, releasing the hold he has on Bell.}

TORRENT: I know why you're here, though. And quite honestly, I understand.

BELL: He killed Sarah...

TORRENT: And I am sorry for your loss, I really am.

{Torrent looks to Baltimore in the distance, which is now in a state of chaos, with helicopters in the sky and citizens being evacuated.}

TORRENT: My entire life... my community, ended just like that.

{Torrent sighs again.}

RAIKU: Torrent, stop being such a pussy and just kill him already!

{Torrent bitch-slaps Raiku.}

TORRENT: You really do not understand the gravity of this situation, do you?

RAIKU: Okay yeah, I may have killed his wife, but he killed my friends! If anything, I should get to kill his second wife too, because he made it unequal! Plus, they'll be back anyway! I don't see why you're both taking it so seriously!

BELL: What? What the fuck are you even talking about?

RAIKU: You are such a dumbass. It's the most basic rule! You kill someone, and then a couple of days later, they're back again! I don't see why you two are being such bitches about it!

TORRENT: You cannot be serious.

RAIKU: You especially! Like, what the hell is up with you? You do this killing shit for a living, and then you're like "wahhh, I don't wanna play this game anymore!"

BELL: GAME? YOU THINK LIFE AND DEATH IS A FUCKING GAME?

TORRENT: I'm... at a loss for words.

RAIKU: Anyway, this is getting boring now, so I'm going to kill you both for wasting my fucking time like that.

BELL: YOU FUCKER, YOU...

{Bell pulls the Wand of Jeremiah out of his pocket, and aims it at Raiku.}

BELL: I WILL DESTROY YOU!

TORRENT: Is that a dil-...

RAIKU: IT'S THE WAND OF JEREMIAH! OH FUCK NO!

'{Bell focuses the Wand of Jeremiah, and the tip begins to glow incredibly brightly.}

RAIKU: No, no... keep that thing away from me! How did you even get it anyway?

{Raiku tries to flee by flying away from the scene.}

TORRENT: I'm pretty sure that's just a dil-...

{The Wand of Jeremiah launches a blast of glowing white liquid from the tip, which hits Raiku in the back as he is flying away. Immediately, Raiku falls down onto the ground, only this time looking more genuinely injured from the fall. Bell and Torrent fly over to him.}

RAIKU: No! No... it... can't... be! IT... CAN'T!!

{Raiku tries to raise his arm to fire a spell at Bell, but screams in pain instead as his arm cracks.}

TORRENT: It's a dildo. A dildo which shoots holy water. Who would've thought?

BELL: I was expecting something much... cooler. But holy water?

TORRENT: It's a demon's only weakness. It renders them powerless for a 24-hour long period, and during that time of powerlessness, they are also made mortal.

RAIKU: Aren't... you... gonna... help me?

TORRENT: I did. I let you into my home during this time of need as a show of brotherly honor, and look at what happened. Do you think I will be able to return to Baltimore after what has happened?

RAIKU: You said you don't kill anymore...

TORRENT: I don't. But I said nothing about choosing not to save anyone. As far as we're concerned, you are not my brother anymore.

{Torrent turns to Bell.}

TORRENT: I suppose you're going through with this, then?

BELL: I guess... it just feels... weird?

TORRENT: I understand. But know this, from someone with experience. When you kill someone, a little piece of you dies with them. I won't stop you from doing what you have to do but know that there will be consequences.

BELL: He's caused so much damage... so much pain... Wouldn't killing him be the real justice?

TORRENT: I cannot answer that question for you. How do you see it?

{Bell stands over Raiku, who is lying in pain, with most of his body broken. As he looks down at him, a ghostly visage of Bell appears, standing next to the real Bell. This Bell is a figment of his imagination, and cannot be seen by Torrent. He is almost identical, but the difference is that the entirety of his helmet is rusted, and the crack extends much further.}

MR. RUSTY: Look at 'im. Inn'e pathetic? Fuckin' end 'im.

{Bell begins to shake.}

TORRENT: Are you alright?

MR. RUSTY: Oh fuck off, mate. Can't'cha see we're 'avin' a moment? Hah. Just messin'. 'E can't 'ear me. Anyway, let's do this. Let's fuck this guy up.

{Bell begins to breathe heavily.}

TORRENT: You don't have to do it.

MR. RUSTY: Ugh, isn't 'e a pain? Thing's ya gonna just let 'im go? Isn't he just barmy? So, 'ow are we gonna do this, eh?

{Mr. Rusty walks up to Raiku, mimicing an energy blast.}

MR. RUSTY: 'Ow about this? We go BOOM, and blast 'is 'ead off! Ooh, or 'ow about...

{Mr. Rusty pretends to clone himself, jumping around Raiku's body, pretending to curb stomp him.}

MR. RUSTY: Do it all ol' fashioned, like. Or...

{Mr. Rusty looks at Bell, who is still shaking and breathing heavily.}

MR. RUSTY: Ye' still ain't doin' nuffin. What are 'ye waitin' for? Jus' kill 'im! Ye' don't 'ave reservations, do 'ya? Oh, what's the bloody point of askin'? Of course y'do. Because I'm you, hah! It would be silly to show 'im mercy though, innit? Like th'mercy you gave to 'is two plonkers? What were their names again, anyway? Faggon? Faggonix? Hahaha, get it?!

{Silence.}

MR. RUSTY: Yer really not goin' through with this, are 'ye? Cold feet? Per'aps 'ye need them warmed up? Eh? Eh? OH COME ON AND JUST FUCKING KILL HIM ALREADY!!!

{Mr. Rusty stamps on the floor in anger as the Council finally arrive.}

CHAOS: Bell!

MR. RUSTY: Ugh. Raiku's right, you really ain't no fun.

{Mr. Rusty disappears as Bell snaps out of his trance. The Council appear, with Chaos and Sephiroth carrying Noxigar and Tracy, who are unable to fly. They all land, and run over to Bell.}

CHAOS: Bell, you're okay! Thank god, I thought something happened to you, we were-...

{Chaos sees Raiku, who is now unconscious.}

CHAOS: Oh.

NOXIGAR: He does not look too well.

TRACY: Bell!

{Tracy runs up to Bell and gives him a massive hug. After a moment of hesitation, he hugs back.}

TORRENT: And I presume you are the Council of Four?

SEPHIROTH: That's right, who are, you?

TORRENT: I'm nobody important.

BELL: He's Raiku's brother.

{Chaos gasps.}

CHAOS: Whoa. Raiku has a brother?

TORRENT: There are a number of us, actually. The rest of us were smart enough not to do...

{Torrent motions to Baltimore in the distance.}

TORRENT: This.

BELL: I am so sorry about your city, Torrent, I-...

TORRENT: It's fine. I'm sorry for hurting you. I just lost control, and I didn't want any more damage done.

CHAOS: Hey, it's a good thing really! Now you don't have to live in Balti-...

{Bell and Torrent shoot Chaos an angry look. Chaos shuts up. Noxigar is inspecting Raiku's body.}

NOXIGAR: He's alive, but barely so.

TORRENT: His wounds will heal themselves once the holy water wears off. However, you should probably find some way of keeping him restrained.

{Torrent points at the Wand of Jeremiah.}

TORRENT: The dil-... wand should do the trick.

SEPHIROTH: Are you suggesting, we give him regular doses, of dildo juice?

BELL: It's holy water, Seph.

{Chaos chuckles.}

CHAOS: Dildo juice. Heh.

TRACY: So, is that it? Is Raiku's terror over?

BELL: I... think so.

SEPHIROTH: We'll make sure that he is, brought to justice.

{Torrent puts his hand on Bell's shoulder.}

TORRENT: I'm proud of you, Bell. The temptation may have been strong, but you overcame your urges.

BELL: What are you going to do now that you don't have a home?

TORRENT: I'll have to build myself a new one. Don't worry about me, I think I have an idea of where I'm going to go. I'm thinking of Michigan, where I was born. What do you think of the name... Sean?

CHAOS: Sean's a good name.

NOXIGAR: I concur. It is one that suits you, Mister...

TORRENT: Torrent. Torrent Lucifer Samiyaza.

CHAOS: ...Yeah, Sean is definitely a good name.

{Torrent shakes Bell's hand.}

TORRENT: Again, I am sorry for what my brother has done for you, and I hope you can find peace in the near future.

BELL: You too, man.

{Torrent flies off, waving goodbye to Bell and his friends. Mr. Rusty is standing next to Bell, waving at Torrent with his middle finger.}

NOXIGAR: Shall we go home, then?

CHAOS: Yeah. I'm just glad it's over.

TRACY: I'm just glad Raiku's taken care of.

SEPHIROTH: We'll put him, in the darkest, dungeon we can find.

CHAOS: We don't have anything other than the jail, though?

NOXIGAR: I have somewhere you can put him. I have a laboratory outside of the city with specialized containment cells. He will not ever see the light of day again.

BELL: It's good to be back, guys.

CHAOS: It's great to have you back. Come on, let's go, it's getting dark.

{The others nod and they make their way into the distance as the episode ends.}

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{The screen goes black, and Mr. Rusty can be heard laughing as "Act 1 End" is written underneath, in scribbly writing.}

MR. RUSTY: Well ain't that a beauty? Hahahaha!!!

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