Remolay craps something out while on nighttime cold medication

And this will likely be the only coherent sentence here.

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{Open on two faceless men, /Homstar Runner, and Haruot Sohma in the Toei quarry. Sohma is beating the crap out of the faceless men. Homestar is on the ground turning purple==

WIZSWORDGUN: Comeandslashshakehands. comeand slash shake hance!

PP Haruto grabs hand thingy of sword and slashed thetwo faceless man, they explode in a shower of sparke. he runs over to Homestat}}

HOMESTAR: I've lost all hope for no reason that was shown on screen! Help me Redmin!

'PP Hatoru pulls a ring off of his belt that looks like a ring with his helmet on it}

'HARUTO: Ket me be your final hope. {tries to put the ring on homestirs finger} Ey... where are your hands?

HOMESTAR: OH cwapHe turns ito a monster{{]]

: SWhit! I said id never allow someone to turn into a phantom again!

{Naruto pulls out a yellow ring and holds it to his belt

WIZARDIRVER: Land, Please!

HE TURNS INTOS A YELLOW HIGETR THINGY

HARUTORE:' I can't think of any of my attacks right now!

[[Har4to beats the crap out of homestas. he explodes into spakers{{

hratu; I have nothing to say here whateveros

PPharuot is shot through the heas.

Bubs: I goodnight folds shooting gun...

Hey awake me, what do you think of this?

Oh Remolay...

Remolay Remolay Remolay...

You're better than this. Much better than this. You've even written a better Kamen Rider fic. Hell, you wrote better than this for Fourze with even less than this.

And that formatting. It's all wrong. It's all wrong.

And what is that sentence Bubs said? I don't know. I don't even know and I'm you.

F- See me after class.

God Damn.

Christmas Eve reread update:

You called him Naruto.

You called Haruto Sohma "Naruto"

Fuck you.