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Random Censoring/zoohax0r
Transcript
{cuts to the pool room. the ****uter is at the desk.
ZOO977: Well, I can't wait until I get a new computer! {opens the email}
Dear Zoo,
Could you ask Nick and Zach if they are still coming to my house to **** me?
You could come if you would like!
See you later!
Raggonix
ZOO977: Woah, ****ing? I can get a 5 dollar laptop and get it to however I want it! But sadly, Zach can't **** you. He is back in America. And won't be moving here anytime soon.
{cuts to Nicholas and Zoo walking down the street. Zoo is holding a laptop}
NICHOLAS: So, how is your computer going to look?
ZOO977: I dunno. I like ****ing, and so I will probably give it a ****ing theme.
NICHOLAS: I have the perfect idea, *****.
ZOO977: Awesome, what the **** is it?
NICHOLAS: Um... I don't have one.
{Zoo groans. cuts to a silver room filled with laptops, machinery, and goverment documents. Raggonix, Nicholas, and Zoo are at the desk}
RAGGONIX: A ****ing theme?
ZOO977: Yes! Isn't there a style you can use?
RAGGONIX: I was more referring to ****ing me.
ZOO977: I WANT TO RESET MY COMPUTER!
RAGGONIX: Thats called changing your settings.
ZOO977: So, you won't change my laptop?
NICHOLAS: Look, we'll raise your level on maple story to high if you **** me.
ZOO977: And change my computers settings?
RAGGONIX AND NICHOLAS: {interupting quickly, in unison} Yes.
ZOO977: Yay!
{the three begin opening programs. Zoo looks up}
ZOO977: Isn't ****ing you illegal?
NICHOLAS: Not if I can **** it!
ZOO977: What?
NICHOLAS: I have my ways.
{the three begin woking again. Zoo begins twitching.}
ZOO977: ITS TOO QUIET! {rushes out. cuts to the pool room. the desk is empty, and Zoo isn't there.}
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