Raiku Samiyaza, Devil Son/1

{RAIKU TOTALLY LOOKS LIKE PROTOMAN FROM MEGAMAN BATTLE NETWORK, BUT WITH A GUNBLADE. TRUST ME ON THAT. HIM AND TURIN ARE FIGHTING FOR SOME REASON IN THE MIDDLE OF SOME DIMENSIONAL VORTEX. TRUST ME ON THAT. I AM THE PRODUCER DAMN IT.}

RAIKU: Turin, hahaha! We shall duel now! Very hearty and strong battle! I shall conquer you!

TURIN: Foolish devil son, you cannot best...SCIENCE!

{Turin eats a vial and akira-esque vines grow from his arms, as for some random reason plant minions spawn.}

RAIKU: Oh no, plants! Looks like..we need an exterminator! Haahahahaha!

{The gunblade talks to him}

???: But si-

RAIKU: SILENCE, RAGGON. I AM LAUGHING.

RAGGONGUNBLADE: Sorry, sir!

{Raiku lunges at the plants, slashing them in half, with SUPER SPEED. He then kicks Turin in the face.}

TURIN: OW, HOW THAT HURTS. OH NO, MY NOSE IS BLEEDING. EITHER YOU HIT ME HARD OR THERE IS A NAKED GIRL IN HERE.

RAIKU: Hahahaha! You are foolish and weak!

{Vines begin flying at Raiku. He leaps up on them, running towards Turin. Thwack! He then leaps onto the plant goons, destroying them with a few slashes. He returns to battling Turin, when suddenly: END CREDITS}

NARRATOR: NEXT TIME, RAIKU AND TURIN BATTLE IN WHAT IS PROBABLY NOT THE CONCLUSION. HAHAHA. SEE YOU THEN.