Presidents of the WUW

Though the title means next-to-nothing, the title of President of the WUW is highly sought-after. Seen here is a gallery of the Presidents of the WUW.

List of Presidents

0th President: Chaos

His only thing was setting up the elections. But he's so supremely awesome, we decided to make this section for him. He really doesn't have a cabinet. It's all randomized.

1st President: Skullbuggy

President Skullivan Milhouse Buggy was the first President of the WUW. His rule was said to be a hastily scrawled, poorly-executed plan for change and hope. The problem being, of course, Buggy was very, very lazy. His Vice President, Chwoka, was far more industrious than the President. Buggy was protected by two bodyguards, Badstar Strunner and Chaos Malifact. The highlight of Buggy's presidency was the Great Stubbening of '08, when Buggy stubbed his little toe and only cried for two minutes. Buggy was shot twice five minutes into his presidency when he fffffffffffff

Cabinet

• Crazy Black Reverend - The Noid

2nd President: Chwoka

President Chwoka assumed his term five minutes into Skullbuggy's term. Chwoka's first order appointed 4 further bodyguards to stand around him. Another assasination attempted to kill him, but the assailant only had 6 bullets left and killed his bodygaurds instead. He proceeded to hire six more bodyguards, and hire cabinet members. Then he set up a bank, and a newspaper. In order to actuall sell stuff and create jobs, he soon created Buggy Memorial Mall. After a few months of competently ignoring his title, he shortened term length to 2 months instead of four and made it so that thew president ran next year's elections.

Cabinet

• Vice President - Bluebry
• Treasurer - TheDenzel
• The Law (High Justice) - The Noid
• Advisors - NachoMan, Zippy, The Mu
• Press Secretary - Dinoshaur