(even if you aren't vegan)
PPG/ADL/SkullB/arcade
Place: Arcade
{SkullB enters the arcade.}
SKULLB: Ah, the arcade. Bastion of gaming for those who enjoy spending quarters.
{SkullB looks around at all the machines.}
SKULLB: Wow, quite the arsenal of games we have here. Wait... what's that?
{SkullB looks over at a crowd around a particular machine. SkullB comes over and looks.}
SKULLB: What's going on here?
GUY: Don't you know? Local gaming legend Bernie "Fire Feet" Hoolihan is totally schooling some guy at Dance Dance Revolution!
SKULLB: Really? That's all we're watching? Two sweaty guys playing some Japanese game that only the loseriest of losers would care about?
GUY: Totally!
SKULLB: Well I call next game then.
{Meanwhile, the game ends, and the contender walks off crying.}
BERNIE: YEAH! Who's the man?
RANDOM GUY: You I guess.
BERNIE: Yep! And it seems we have another challenger! This... this guy! {points at SkullB}
{Everyone in the crowd looks at SkullB.}
SKULLB: Uh... yep. That's me! They call me Skully "Burning Rubber" B!
RANDOM GIRL: No they don't!
SKULLB: Okay, you got me.
BERNIE: Hah! What a scrub! I bet I could beat you!
SKULLB: Oh.. oh yeah? Well I guarantee I'll beat you!
BERNIE: Ooh, we've got a confident one! You know, since I feel nice today, I'll let you choose the song.
SKULLB: Alright, then.
WHICH SONG WILL SKULLB CHOOSE?