PLOTS/Circus Sideshow

DAD: {reading newspaper} NEW... CIRCUS... IN... TOWN... YAYYY!

MOM: Oh sweatpea, you wanna go to circus?

DAD: Yes! Kids will lovvee!

MOM: {over PA} Kids, your FATHER decided...

{Kids are on their toes and chewing their nails}

MOM: To go to Fingging Brothers Cirrrcus! The worst circus in town!

{Kids pee their pants in excitement.}

MOM: Yes, it's true. Fingging Brothers Cirrrcus. {Turns off PA}

{Cut to Fingging Brothers Cirrrcus.}

FAMILY: We were surprised the circus sideshow is a let down.

{Cut to Whitescreen. Mr. Mural, Mr. Debate, and Mr. Moral are there.}

MR. MURAL: {Paints Mural.} Wee!

{You look at the mural. It has Mr. Mural winking, holding up a flier saying "TODAY'S DRAWING CONTEST: Make Fingging Brother's Cirrrcus logo. Ends start of March!

MR. DEBATE: Today's debate: death by overwork. Pro or con? Answer on talk.

MR. MORAL: Today's Moral: Don't believe your eyes.