PHOENIX WRIGHT

{Open to Sephiroth's magical Michael Jackson mansion. Sephiroth walks onscreen and picks up his phone. He dials.}

ZOO: {On phone} Hello?

SEPH: Hey, Aquarium!

ZOO: ...Zoo.

SEPH: Right, Wildlife park. Anyway, I've got nothing better to do. How about a day on the town?

ZOO: Sure!

{Fade to black. Fade in to Downtown Wiki City. Seph is waiting outside a building. Zoo walks onscreen... wearing a magenta suit with a cravat}

SEPH: Oh, hi... Zoo?

ZOO: Hey!

SEPH: ...What's with the... um-

ZOO: Don't I look great?

SEPH: ...Sure?

{Cut to Sephiroth and Zoo sitting on a table outside a resteraunt. Seph is looking at a menu}

SEPH: Hey, this resteraunt has a pretty nice looking wine selection

ZOO: ...Hey, do you know what wine reminds me of?

SEPH: What would that be, Zoo?

{Suddenly, Zoo throws down his menu, a somewhat crazed look in his eye}

ZOO: PHOENIX WRIGHT! Cause in the fourth case in Justice for All, his assistant gets kidnapped by an assasin and he's all like "Hey, I'll give her back if you get Matt Engarde a not guilty verdict" but it turns out Engarde has a split personality and he has these weird scars on his face and he pulls a wine glass out of nowhere! Seriously, where did he get that wine glass? He pulled it out of nowhere! It kind of reminds me of how another character's glasses keep breaking, but she keeps pulling them out of nowhere, really you can only have so many glasses. It also turns out that Engarde-

{Cut to Sephiroth and Zoo walking down a sidewalk until coming across a huge looking hotel}

SEPH: Wow. That new hotel sure looks pricey.

ZOO: Ya' know what hotels remind me of!?

SEPH: ...Uh, wha-

ZOO: PHOENIX WRIGHT!

SEPH: {Covers hand over face} Oh god...

ZOO: Because in case 2 of the first game, Phoenix's mentor gets murdered and I was like "Mia noooo" and her sister gets accused for the murder but sends Phoenix to get a lawyer for her but she turns out to be a really fat jackass with a huge throat clearing who's like "AHEEEEEEEEEEEMMM no get out". Anyway it turns out there was a witness next door in a big hotel who was tapping Mia's phone and she gets dragged to court and Phoenix is like "your testimony sucks" then she goes "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO" and turns into this demon from hell then she cries and Phoenix goes "woot" and Edgeworth goes "Crap' and the Judge goes "I don't know anything anymore". So, the next day-

{Cut to a crosswalk. A bright green sportscar pulls up. Seph and Zoo are waiting to cross}

SEPH: Hey, nice c-

ZOO: YA' KNOW WHAT GREEN CARS REMIND ME OF!?

SEPH: {Glaring at Zoo, teeth clenched} OH I DON'T KNOW ZOO WHAT.

ZOO: PHOENIX WRIGHT! Well technically it's Apollo Justice but anyway in the second case Phoenix gets hit by a-

{When the light turns green, Seph shoves Zoo in front of the car as it zooms by}