Overnight In Da' Mansion

The cast has to spend a night in a creepy mansion.

Cast (in order of appearance): Ryan, Aruseus, Wolf, Pter, Tex Aura, Tom, Megan, Lucas Aura, Austin, Fenri, Cyrus, Axel, Van, Me, Fang Wolf

See Overnight In Da' Mansion Costumes for more information on what everyone was wearing.

Places: Ryan's House, The Old Mansion, My Room

Date: October 31, 2008

Page Title: You really want to spend your night in THERE!?

Transcript

{Cut to Ryan's house, Ryan is in the hallway, banging on a bathroom door}

RYAN: Come on, Aruseus! How hard is it to put on a freaking hat, jacket, and shorts?

ARUSEUS: Sorry, Ryan! I had to really take a leak!

RYAN: {sigh} You do realize you could've just changed out here...

ARUSEUS: Well maybe some of us go by standards and practices!

RYAN: God dammit...

WOLF: {offscreen} You guys almost ready?

RYAN: I'm stuck waiting for the white moron here. Wait a few seconds.

{Cut to a shot outside of an old mansion}

BLUEFOX PRODUCTIONS PRESENTS

OVERNIGHT IN DA' MANSION

A HALLOWEEN TOON MADE BY TOM P.

LET'S GET IT ON

{Zoom in, Aruseus, Ryan, and Wolf enter}

ARUSEUS: So what's the dilly-o here?

WOLF: Well, for Halloween this year, I decided to throw a sick nasty party in this mansion. There will be games, cookies, candy, and more fun than you or your little dog can handle.

RYAN: It'll be more than we ever get on Halloween!

WOLF: Hey you two, quit stallin! Let's get this party on!

{The three enter the mansion, cut to a shot of the mansion: Pter and Tex are at a punch bowl, Tom and Megan are dancing to Thriller, Lucas and Austin are playing a Wii game}

{Zoom in on Tom and Megan}

TOM: What is this, some kind of mansion party tradition?

MEGAN: You've been in Wiki City more than me. Anyway, let's groove!

{Cut to Lucas and Austin}

LUCAS: YES! Whooped your ass again!

AUSTIN: Come on you-

LUCAS: Hold on! {Jumps up and runs up to Aruseus, shakes his hand} Brad Majors.

ARUSEUS: Uh...ok. Anyway, PARTY TIME! WOOHOO!

RYAN: It seems Aruseus and Lucas are in costume...

WOLF: You could say that Aruseus' personality matches his costume...

RYAN: So...what time is it?

WOLF: Well, it's about eleven, we're trying to stay till six.

RYAN: Ooh...this should be fun.

{Fenri runs in}

FENRI: Hey there, people! What's shaking?

RYAN: Hey, Fenri. Are you sure you can see with those eyes covering your face?

FENRI: Sure! Well, I'm off to grab a drink. {Fenri starts spinning into a ball like he does in MMZ4} Where are those E-Tanks? {Zooms off}

{Crash}

TEX: {offscreen} MY LEGS! MY NON-EXISTANT LEGS!

RYAN: That can't be good...

{Cut to a shot of Cyrus and Axel}

CYRUS: Awoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohooo! This is one hell of a party!

AXEL: Jeez, you get way too much into character.

CYRUS: But that's what Halloween is about...right?

AXEL: Cyrus, Halloween is just "Cosplay Night" where people dress up in costume and go door to door either egging houses or getting candy. Later, the house-eggers get in trouble with the police and/or their parents, and the little candy grabbers get sick to their {bleep}ing stomachs and puke all of Novemeber 1st.

{5 second pause}

CYRUS: Wow. That Lab Ray screw-up changed you a lot.

AXEL: But a buster and booster jets help for egging the crap out of houses and escaping the cops.

CYRUS: Now that's what I'm talking about! {High-fives Axel} You haven't changed at all!

{Cut to Van and Wolf}

WOLF: You really were lazy weren't you...

VAN: Sorry, just a last minute thing. None of the other Wiki-Conners had costumes that fit. I just had to go with mine.

WOLF: Well, I guess you're right. I mean, the author of this has a trip with an Anime Club at his school in Feburary, and is possibly still going to wear his Ryu outfit there.

ME: {offscreen} It's true! Although I'll try to see if I can't snag a Lucario costume...

VAN: Sometimes I wonder how he got access to our world...

ME: {offscreen} It's called an account, dumbass!

VAN: {monotone} Yes, master. {normal} Wait...what the hell was I saying?

WOLF: What time is it anyway?

ME: {offscreen} About 11 o' clock.

WOLF: Where's Fang, anyway?

FANG: Right here. {enters} So what's up?

WOLF: Nuttin' much. How you been?

FANG: Good, good. I got the high score on DDR there.

RYAN: They have DDR? Sweet. {runs off}

WOLF: So...anyway, it's 11 o' clock? Damn.

FANG: What?

WOLF: The party is over at 12. We only got an hour left.

FANG: Aw...but I haven't even gotten sick from all the candy.

WOLF: Oh, the candy will come...soon.

FANG: Sweet.

{Fade to black, a clock appears and it reads 11:57 PM}

WOLF: Ok, well, party's done, so it's time to bolt.

{Wolf tries to open the door but it won't budge}

WOLF: What the hell? {kicks the door} Why won't this open?

ARUSEUS: Hold on. {bangs door with ring} Even my ring can't open this!

FENRI: I got it! {rolls into a wall, but it doesn't break} Ouch...

WOLF: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!

RYAN: You mean...we're trapped?! Author, do something!

{Cut to a shot of me in my bed sleeping}

RYAN: {bleep}.

{Pter flies up, grabs Ryan, and shakes him}

PTER: BUT I DON'T WANNA DIE!

TOM: Pter's right! WE'RE ALL GOING TO STAAAAAARVE!

LUCAS: PANIC!

AUSTIN: SHUT UP! We're all going to find a way out of this, even if it kills us.

MEGAN: Oh, really? And what's you're brilliant plan?

AUSTIN: We just have to stay till 6:00 AM, and wait for the author to wake up.

MEGAN: But...that'll mean...

AUSTIN: We're stuck for 6 hours. Well, on the bright side, we still have electricity, so we can keep ourselves busy.

{Fade to a shot of Austin with a few drinks by him, he looks very tired, a clock is seen and it reads 1:00 AM}

AUSTIN: ...mutter...mutter...rolling...cutter...

{Tom is playing DDR}

TOM: {pant} Keep...going...

{The electricity goes out}

TOM: SON OF A-

ARUSEUS: NOOOOOOO!!!!

{Cut to a shot of Aruseus and Tex, looking tired as heck, the clock beside them reads 2:34 AM}

TEX: Why can't I sleep...

ARUSEUS: Goddamn writer...

{Cut to a shot of Tom, he looks like he's sleeping against a blue pillow, the clock says 2:56 AM}

TOM: Zzzz...

{The pillow farts, waking Tom up...he looks to see that he was laying against Lucas' butt}

TOM: {gags} That woke me up...

LUCAS: {snore}

{Cut to a shot of Fang, sleeping with Tex in his mouth, who is also sleeping. Clock says: 3:15 AM}

{Cyrus sleepwalks over and trips over Fang}

{Cut to a shot of Ryan laying against Megan. Clock: 4:24 AM}

{Cut to outside the mansion, the sun rises and the clock reads 6:00 AM}

{A cartoon human dressed as Ryu walks through the door}

TJ (THE WRITER): Hey, sleepyheads! Wake up.

TOM: {snore} ...whu?

RYAN: ...it's over?

WOLF: Who...the hell are...{yawn} you...

TJ: Me? I'm the writer! In the script, my name comes up as TJ to not confuse myself with Punk Man over here...

FANG: Must be you...Tom...

TOM: Yeah...{falls over and starts snoring}

TJ: {shakes his head} You guys suck at staying up. I pull all-nighters all the time.

FANG: Sh-shut up...you MAKE us do this.

TJ: Well, time to wrap this up...get to bed everyone!

{Everyone walks slowly out, Aruseus has Tom on his shoulder}

TJ: Wow. I stay awake longer than my own cast.

{TJ shuts the mansion doors, which read "THE END"}

Easter Eggs

• At the end, when everyone is present, you can click on some people to make them say stuff.

• Click on Fenri:

MEGAN: {singing} The internet is really really great...

FENRI: For-

EVERYONE ELSE: FENRI!

FENRI: Sorry...

• Click on Tom:

TOM: Ok, it'd be real nice if I could get this piercing out...ow...

This is the only one I could think of right now... ^^;