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Skullbuggy's Argument Points: Badstar Strunner

Skullbuggy argues points with Badstar. Today's topic? Alcohol.

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SKULLB: Hello, folks, this is Skullivan Buggy, and welcome to Argument Points! Today's topic--alcohol. Is it right to drink, or are all people who drink alcohol horrible monsters who beat their wives? Our guest and... expert? on the subject, Badstar Strunner. Mr. Strunner?

BADSTAR: Thanks for having me on the show, Skully. Great to be here. Anyway, my opinion? I personally don't like it. I mean, I've only ever tried once and well... lets just say... that is better un-mentioned. At all. Seriously, don't bring it up.

SKULLB: Oh, I will bring it up, you {furious} HORRIBLE DRUNK! Tell me, booze-breath, how many bottles you got with you right now? Four? Five cases?

BADSTAR: W-WHAT!? I ONLY HAD ONE BOTTLE!

SKULLB: Don't lie to me, you wino! {slams desk} You all deny it--"oh, it was just one bottle!" A-waah-waah-waah. Tell the truth!

BADSTAR: No, seriously! You wanna hear the whole story!? FINE! IT WAS CHRISTMAS I HAD ONE BOTTLE OF RUM JUST FOR THE HELL OF IT, THEN I PASSED OUT! YOU HAPPY, ASSHEAD!?

SKULLB: Are you, you boozehound? One bottle, huh? One can turn into one hundred with beer goggles on!

BADSTAR: Listen... I had ONE bottle. I didn't like it. Now for the love god, get off of my damn back about this, you obnoxious, idiotic, ASSHOLE.

SKULLB: Well if you're going to be so defensive about it, let's move on! Alcohol control--should we let these alkies on the streets, or should we exercise more control?

BADSTAR: I think that the police should be on control more at night. Drunk driving is one of the most common deaths and it needs to be stopped.

SKULLB: And I bet you'd know.

BADSTAR: Y'know what? Stop. Just stop being an ass who has probably drank two hundred bottle in a month! YEAH I SAID IT

SKULLB: Can you say it without the bottle in your mouth?

{Badstar gets up, throws his chair at Skullbuggy, causing him to fall over, and storms out}

SKULLB: Owwch. That man needs an intervention like nobody's business. {clears throat} Regardless, those were my Argument Points! Tune in next time when I take aim at rap music--is it really as bad as they say? The answer is yes. G'day, all!