(even if you aren't vegan)
Omegle Stories mo fo/SI
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conversaishe
I art robot
Stranger: hii :)
Stranger: here 17 f czech
You: GREETINGS.
Stranger: how about u?
You: I AM 25.
You: I AM MALE.
You: I AM FROM LONDON, ENGLAND.
Stranger: how it's there? xD
You: COLD.
You: WET.
You: DEPRESSING.
Stranger: yyour name?
You: I AM RICHARD.
Stranger: im Sian
You: HELLO SIAN.
Stranger: nice to meet you.
You: IT IS SOMEWHAT EXCITING TO HAVE BEEN MADE AWARE OF YOUR EXISTANCE AS WELL
Stranger: xD
Stranger: wanna cam?
You: NO THANK YOU.
Stranger: my name Sian4girly
You: I AM ALLERGIC, YOU SEE.
Stranger: its my profile
Stranger: http://bit.ly/gbUk5m
You: NO THANK YOU.
Stranger: add me there
You: MAY I INTEREST YOU IN SOME SHOES?
You: I HAVE A VAST COLLECTION OF SHOES
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
i think this guy plays resident evil
You: heyy
Stranger: my damned shells
Stranger: I'm so low
Stranger: What is OP?
You: Original post?
You: Orange Peel?
Stranger: NOOOO!!!
Stranger: I'm so sorry.
You: Oh, sorry :/
Stranger: You're one of them.
You: Doctor who?
Stranger: ZOOOOOOMBIE
Stranger: BOOM
Stranger: BOOM
You: Zoey?
Stranger: RATATAATATATATA
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
this guy is great
You: HEY BUSTER
Stranger: OMFG YOUR ON FIRE
You: OH SHIT I AM
Stranger: AHHHHH!
You: SHIT DON'T JUST STAND THERE
You: CALL THE FIRE BRIGADE
Stranger: STOP DROP AND ROLL!
Stranger: QUICK!
You: IT AIN'T WORKING
Stranger: *drinks some water* KEEP DOING IT
You: OKAY OKAY
You: I'M GOOD BUT NOW THE FLOOR'S BURNING
Stranger: hey, you thirsty?
Stranger: AHHH! OMFG
Stranger: IM ON FIRE NOW
You: SHIT MAN
You: MAYBE YOU NEED SOME SHOES
Stranger: I HAVE SHOES ON
Stranger: THERE UGGS.
Stranger: AHH
Stranger: *drinks some more water* FUCK FUCK FUCK
You: WE NEED BETTER SHOES, IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO NOT DIE
Stranger: LETS GO TO PAYLESS REAL QUICK!
You: OKAY COOL
Stranger: ALRIGHT.
You: *casually walks out*
Stranger: *casully fallows*
Stranger: *walks in payless*
Stranger: hey dude, you like these buz lightyear light up ones?
You: yeah man they're pretty cool. How 'bout the darth vader ones?
Stranger: oh shit man, thoose are awesome. Alright lets go cheak out
Stranger: *puts shoes on counter*
You: we gotta get your feet measured man
Stranger: oh shit. forgot about that, thanks buss
Stranger: *boss
Stranger: HOLY SHIT WAIT
Stranger: WERE STILL ON FIRE!
You: OH YEAH SHIT
You: FUCK
Stranger: FUCK!
Stranger: fuckedy fuck fuck!
You: I THINK I HAVE THE AWNSER
Stranger: WHAT!?!?/
You: WE COVER YOU IN CATS
Stranger: IM ALLERGIC IN CATS
Stranger: *TO
You: AW FUCK MAN YOU'RE GONNA DIE
Stranger: SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! WILL DOGS WORK?!?!?
You: THEY CAN ONLY PREVENT THE INFECTION (!?)
Stranger: the infection... dude wtf?
You: THE INFECTION OF FIRE
Stranger: OH SHIT
You: OKAY LET'S THINK OF SOME PRACTICAL USES FOR YOUR FIRE
You: MARSHMALLOW ROAST?!
Stranger: yes.
Stranger: WIN
Stranger: WERE DO WE GET THE MARSHMELLOWS
You: I DON'T KNOW MAN
Stranger: DOES PAYLESS HAVE MARSHMELLOWS
You: IT DEPENDS, IS IT THURSDAY?
Stranger: FUCK, NO ITS MONDAY
You: SHIT
Stranger: WERE GUNNA DIE MAN
You: THEY ONLY GIVE MARSHALADES OUT ON THURSDAYS
You: WE ARE MAN WE ARE
Stranger: AWWH SHIT
You: WAI
You: LET'S ASK FATTY DANZ
Stranger: WHO THE FUCK IS FATTY DANZ
You: THE GUY WHO SELLS REALLY OLD CARS
Stranger: OH
Stranger: ALRIGHT
Stranger: LETS ASK HIM
You: SHIT WHAT DOES HE DO AGAIN
Stranger: FUCK I FORGET
You: DAYUM
You: LOOKS LIKE WE'RE GONNERS
Stranger: FUCK MY LIFE.
You: SERIOUSLY MAN
You: ANY MORE IDEAS?!
Stranger: UH, HOW BOUT WE SET THE WORKERS ON FIRE!?!?!
WE CAN WATCH THEM SUFFER
You: THAT SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD IDEA
Stranger: ALRIGHT LETS DO IT
You: *sets the worker (Talon Jendro) on fire*
Stranger: *walks over to the cashier and sets him on fire*
Stranger: YEAH BITCH DIE
Stranger: BUUUURN BABY BURN!
You: HEHEHEHEHE
You: IT'S ALOT MORE FUN WHEN IT'S NOT YOU
You: WAIT SHIT
Stranger: omg, dude i love you. please marry me
Stranger: OMG WHAT
You: THEY GET EMPLOYEE DISCOUNT
You: THEY CAN GET SHOES EASILY
Stranger: LETS JUST STEAL THEIR IDENTIES
You: OH COOL
Stranger: OR LETS STEAL THE SHOES
You: I CALL THE DARTH VADER LIGHT-UPD
Stranger: FUCK, OK I CALL THE DORA LIGHT UP!
You: COOL
You: CHEESE IT MAN
Stranger: CHEEZE ITS AND RICE!?!?
You: THAT SOUNDS LIKE A BALANCED BREAKFAST
Stranger: ITS ACTUALLY REALLY GOOD
You: OKAY LET'S EAT
Stranger: LETS DO TI
You: WHAT'S ON TV
Stranger: SPONGEBOB
Stranger: OR PORN
You: WHAT ABOUT SPONGEPORN
Stranger: YES.
You: IT'S TWO KITCHEN SPONGES FUCKING
Stranger: I LOVE FUCKING... AND SPONGES
You: DUDE THIS CHEEZRICE IS FUCKING GOOD
Stranger: I KNOW!
You: wait could you pass a spoon please
Stranger: yeah here ya go
You: thanks man.
You: I'M GONNA EAT THE FUCK OUT OF THIS
Stranger: YAH ME TO
You: DSADDASIDGAHGFD
You: I'M CHOKING
Stranger: akdhsakljhsakjdhakjsd
You: DSFF
You: DHFJDHCALLDJISHDHTHESDHKSDTVREPAIRMAN
Stranger: dskfjhskdhfksdjhfsd im not
You: Oh cool then.
You: THIS SHOW IT'S PRETTY GOOD.
Stranger: fuck yes.
Stranger: dude, i love you. please me
Stranger: like legit
You: sure
Stranger: YOU;LL MARRY ME!?!?! ;D
You: YES
You: LET US EXCHANGE HOT STEAMING LOADS AS RINGS
Stranger: wait how hold are you
You: 19 OR SOMETHING
Stranger: *how old
Stranger: oh cool
Stranger: im 18
You: GREAT.
Stranger: greatness
Stranger: from where
You: The English city of London.
Stranger: im from the american city of america<3
You: thats my favourite town
Stranger: <3
Stranger: dude, i gotta go :(
You: Sadness
You: Have a good breakfast
Stranger: i will have a great breakfast thank you
You: :D Your conversational partner has disconnected.