Noxigar does the riffs!!!/1

I am here to point out how mean their riffs are >:(

HERE WE GO

HOMOON: Oh I got the email you got the email I got the email you got the email

STRONG BAD: Hey thats my line!

CHWOKA: What?
SKUB: It's special guest celebrity Strong Bad!
{Skub presses a button on his seat. It plays an applause track as Skub slowly weeps.}

NOXIGAR: Strong bad is a central character in this thing! you are clearly not that funny?

{Strong Bad Punches Homoon}

NACHOMAN: wow this is starting off pretty damn brutal
SKUB: {imitating Strong Bad} "HOLY CRAP, BITE-A DE CURB"

NOXIGAR: well nacho clearly didn't get the joke here! you see the joke is that it's comedy slapstick but he as making it out as if it were brutal violence, as though he were making a joke os some sort! 

HOMOON: OW!

HOMOON: oh well I might as well cheack my email.

NACHOMAN: That's not a typo, that's how Homoon would talk after having a few of his teeth knocked out.
SKUB: {imitation Strong Bad emails} OHHH, A-THE CHEACK

NOXIGARM: Cheak is not how you pronounce things! GODDAMN IT I HATE YOU ALL. 

{Homoon types in open gmail.exe}

CHWOKA: gmail.exe
CHWOKA: GMAIL.EXE
SKUB: Computer, start internet.
SKUB: Computer, hack internet.

Dear Homoon,

Do you like pie?

NACHOMAN: It's all downhill from here.

Because i do!
With super duper love:
A Dog

CHWOKA: A typing dog?!! This is too silly!
SKUB: I wonder what he looks like

HOMOON: Um...ok this is a weird email

NACHOMAN: "Pie? That's a little TOO random for my tastes!!!"

but i'll answer it anyway.

BLUEBRY: take one for the team

HOMOON: {Typing} Well Dog,

CHWOKA: damn, homoon is a thugg
SKUB: "my nigga let me tell you about pies"

you see the only pie I haven't tried is choclate pie

BLUEBRY: only in america!
SKUB: Don't talk shit about chocolate pudding pie. That's heavenly.
CHWOKA: All food is heavenly to you, fat fatty asshole!
SKUB: Heh, keep calling me fat. Your insults feed me!
CHWOKA: !!!

and I think I will only like that kind of pie, okay!

CHWOKA: so just GET OFF MY CASE ALREADY GOD

HOMOON: I'm going to a pie shop

NACHOMAN: Thanks for letting us know!

{Homoon gets up and goes to Strong Sad's Pie Shop

CHWOKA: It stands to reason Strong Sad has a pie shop, because he's the fat one.
SKUB: It's true! I have my own franchise!
{Skub holds up a flier for "Skub's Steamy Wet Pie" and quietly weeps.}

STRONG SAD: Hello and welcome to Strong Sad's Pie Shop of Sadness.

CHWOKA: ouch
BLUEBRY: "The pies are made with my tears, literally."

Would you like a pie of saddness?

CHWOKA: "Nope. Bye."

HOMOON: Yes, I would like a choclate pie of saddness ok.

CHWOKA: just stop ASKING ABOUT IT OKAY leaVE ME ALONE
SKUB: Let's Eating Pie The Sadness OK!!!

STRONG SAD: Ok.

CHWOKA: That's it, from now on I'm taking a tip from the Homoon playbook and end all my riffs with "ok."
SKUB: So basically the "Oh hi Mark" of MFT3K?
CHWOKA: Skub, fucking shut up about The Room or I'll piss all over your butt.
CHWOKA: Which is
CHWOKA: Which is a valid threat.

{Homoon gives Strong Sad 10 bucks}

STRONG SAD: Ok, here's your pie and have a grey day.

NACHOMAN: {Strong Sad hands Homoon a pie tin filled to the brim with the physical manifestation of pure agony, appearing to the human eye as an image so horrifying it is said to drive one's own soul to madness.}
SKUB: {And as Homoon stares into the abyssal sadness pie, the pie stares back at it, completing the circle of human suffering and anguish ok.}

HOMOON: Ok, see ya around

CHWOKA: GET IT 'CAUSE HE'S FAT ok

STRONG SAD: Look in the Cliff

SKUB: SPOOK CLIFF

Hanging Department.

HOMOON: Ok!

{Homoon leaves the pie shop

CHWOKA: . He was never seen again ok.}

and goes to Strong Bad's Basement}

HOMOON: Hi Homestar, Strong Bad, Marzipan, and Strong Mad!

 NOXLIGARM: oh shit im riffing

MARZIPAN: Hi Homoon!

SKUB: "Can you please untie us?"
NACHOMAN: "I'll untie you after i finish my pie ok"

 KNOXLIGARM: stupid skub man! STOP OFFENDING PEOPLE.

HOMOON: Hi Marzi!

NACHOMAN: {as Homestar} NIGGAW DON'T TAWK TO MY BITCH LIKE THAT
SKUB: I didn't know Homestar was a slaver.
NACHOMAN: I HEARD SCWEAMIN' AND, BUWW-WHIPS CWACKIN AND,

KNOXXXIGARMM: oh look know you're making fun of slavery. you're all monsters and you're going straight to hell. 

HOMOON: Strong Bad Will you cut this choclate pie please?

BLUEBRY: "my parents don't allow me near knives :("
SKUB: "i have to wear this helmet so i don't hurt myself"

NO: WHY WOULD YOU MAKE FUN OF THIS POOR POOR BOY

STRONG BAD: Sure!

CHWOKA: Strong Bad is oddly helpful today. Probably just had sex. Ok?
SKUB: Chwoka can we please, please keep these characters celibate? It'd save me a lot of inner turmoil.

actually you know what fuck this

noxigar i know this probably isn't that good a parody of you or whatever but you seriously are not that funny in the two of your things that i have read. i suggest you stop taking things so damn seriously and also understand how jokes work.

BTW I noticed you seem to have an adverse opinion to The World's Greatest now normally that's fine BUT WHO'S PICKING ON WHO HERE, EHH!?!?!?!?