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Now It's Just Sad:A Random Compilation of Crap/4
Summary
Everyone goes hunting in Lapland. They'res killer Santas and Snowflakes.
Transcript
{An Englishman rides by on his horse with a gun.}
ENGLISHMAN: Tally ho!
{A Santa pops up and the Englishman shoots him.}
ENGLISHMAN: Mmmm, a nice slice of Santa meat, wot wot?
{The Englishman drapes the Santa on the back of his horse and rides off.}
{Sephiroth comes in with Mafia Clothes, a mafia haircut, and a scar on his face, holding a tommy gun.}
SEPHIROTH: SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIENDS!! {Shoots a nearby animal.}
{the animal reveals itself to be Beast Bell}
BEAST BELL: AROOOOO!!!! {morphs into normal Bell} OW! Thanks a LOT, Seph! {gets out a bug zapper, puts it in a nearby lake. many dead Santafish float to the top} Hehehe...
SEPHIROTH: {In a Mafia Accent} Oh, I apologize Bell! Here, take this bribe! {Throws a bag of $100 Bills. The bag has some bloodstains.}
IM A BELL: Thanks! You now have no lawsuits. {hides money}
SEPHIROTH: Yes. ........Wanna join the Mafia?
IM A BELL: Hmm... generates a striped suit around self} I don't see why not.
SEPHIROTH: Cool! You also get, {Gets out a box, and takes out items as he says their name.} A Special Mafia Handgun, A Medical Bill, and an Extortion Kit, along with a Sniper Rifle.
IM A BELL: Nice.
SEPHIROTH: And a Teddybear! {Gives a Teddybear to Bell, with a scar on his eye.}
TAHU: Hey, juys! {Randomly turns into an Eevee, and begins singing} I would do anything for love, I would do anything for love, I would do Anything for LU-UV! {Looks at a Ditto resembling Im a bell} But I won't do that.O-oh no-o!
{Killer Santas start to run towards the three.}
TAHU: {In a Poopy Mario voice} Uh-oh! {Implodes}
CHAOS: 1011101010101-0101100111010101001010101101010101100101101100101100-2.
{The screen turns black.}
CHAOS: Hey guys now you all have to type without punctuation to make eveything seem sort of funny like on those Zero Punctuation reviews they show of X-Play every tuesday we will stop the no punctuation when I say we will everyone get it got it good
SEPHIROTH: nice thats cool anyway does anyone like the godfather
IM A BELL: no actualy i've never seen it but i say it gets five buckets of cement out of five oh no i've got a virus-0100110101010111010000010100100001000001010010000100000101001000010000010100100001000001001000010010000100100001001000010010000100100001001000010010000100100000010010010010000001101000011000010111011001100101001000000111000001101111011100110111001101100101011100110111001101100101011001000010000001110100011010000110100101110011001000000110110101101111011100100111010001100001011011000010011101110011001000000110001001101111011001000111100100100001
{OOC:It's REAL binary.}
CHAOS: Oh my gosh do you want the antidote and a firewall to protect yourself I got a Mcafee pack that I never used and it looks like it could come in handy here
{sephiroth throws a cement block at chaos}
SEPHIROTH: sorry i couldnt control myself
{Tahu's head is magically restored}
TAHU: Hey guys! Wanna- {explodes because of punctuation} Aw crap.
{Kirbychu enters. He is black and white, and covered in random didgets}
KIRBYCHU HR'D: LOL!11!!1!! Leik, I gut a vrus!1 HLP PLZ!!11!
{Kirbychu turns into ones and zeros.}
01001011 01101001 01110010 01100010 01111001 01100011 01101000 01110101 00100000 01001000 01010010 00100111 01000100 00111010 00100000 01010101 01101101 00101110 00101110 00101110 00100000 01001001 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101001 01101110 01101011 00100000 01101101 01111001 00100000 01100010 01110010 01100001 01101001 01101110 00100000 01100010 01110010 01101111 01101011 01100101 00101110 00100000 01000101 01101001 01110100 01101000 01100101 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100001 01110100 00101100 00100000 01101111 01110010 00100000 01001001 00100111 01110110 01100101 00100000 01100010 01100101 01100011 01101111 01101101 01100101 00100000 01110000 01100001 01110010 01110100 00100000 01100011 01101111 01101101 01110000 01110101 01110100 01100101 01110010 00101110 00100000 01010000 01101100 01100101 01100001 01110011 01100101 00101100 00100000 01010000 01001100 01000101 01000001 01010011 01000101 00100000 01101100 01100101 01110100 00100000 01101101 01100101 00100000 01100010 01100101 00100000 01100111 01101111 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01100011 01110010 01100001 01111010 01111001 00101110 (if you can decode this, I'll make you a gift.)
CHAOS: hey youre not supposed to talk like that you need to stop using punctuation and grammer until i say stop
{Chaos pulls out a small gun and Zaps kirbychu back to normal.}
KIRBYCHU HR'D: I wish I knew what I was saying can you decode what I said
CHAOS: No im good
ZNEX: I DECODED IT {does a little dance}
TAHU: you're saying um i think my brain broke either that or i've become part computer. Please please let me be going crazy
{Tahu's head explodes}
HALO ANNOUNCER: HEADSHOT.
{An upside-down X On Fire appears encased in ice.}
X IN ICE: syug olleH
IM A BELL: FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE. FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! {licks Znex's foot}
{Znex destroys Im a bell's tongue.}
KIRBYCHU HR'D: Oh look it's X On Ice can we punctuate now
ZNEX: NO
KIRBYCHU HR'D: I FOUND A LOOPHOLE{!} If you put the punctuation mark in italicized brackets {,} they{'}re concidered directions instead of punctuation{!} The best part is {:} We can{'}t be hurt{,} or we can sue{!}
{A cat pops up.}
CAT: LOL I HAZ BOMB
ZNEX: OH NOES
{The cat throws the bomb and the world blows up. Cut to two people watching the thing.}
PERSON 1#: Well, that was random.
PERSON 2#: Do you like pie? {his face goes crazy}
{The second person is shot. "HAPPY END!" appears on screen. Zoom out more to show everyone is in Kirbychu's living room watching "The Demented Cartoon Movie 2".}
KIRBYCHU HR'D: Well I'm dissapointed. It wasn't even an hour long! And where was the Kamakazi Watermelon? There wasn't even one mention of Zeeky Boogy Doog for pete {atomic explosion}
{zoom out to Im a bell watching a flatscreen TV}
IM A BELL: ... Um... {shoots tv with a shotgun}
{crickets chirp for a few seconds. the TV (which was on the wall, if you didn't know) caves in from the hole out. teeth appear above and below the large hole. the wall partly caves in, creating a head-sized (proportional to mouth) hole. there is a ring around the mouth. It glows and then turns red. the darkness of the hole expands a foot outward towards Bell, and eyes appear}
WALL SHOOP: MONKEY DROPPI-{fires lazer}
{Zoom out to show Strong Bad on the Lappy. Homestar is near by.}
STRONG BAD: WHAT THE CRAP!?! Man, that's the last time I take a video recomendation from you, Homestar.
HOMESTAR: EYES OF GANON ARE EVERYWHERE! I AM ERROR! WILD MISSINGNO. APPEARED!
KIRBY: THIS IS MADNESS!
KIRBYCHU HR'D: Madness? No! This is ATHENS!
IM A BELL: HOMESTAR CHARACTERS?!!!!! RULE 1.6 BREAKAGE!!!!
{Homsar comes in and eats everyone.}
{Everyone's except for Chaos' head explodes, and Falco runs onscreen rapidly shooting his gun. Everyone runs away.}
FALCO: CHICKA-DIE!!!!!!!!!
{An anvil falls on Falco.}
CHAOS:............................................................................................................ ..................................... ............................................................................................... ......................................................................... ................................................... ............................................................................. ............ .. ................................ LET'S DO THIS AGAIN SHALL WE?
{Chaos presses a huge red button.}
{An Englishman rides by on his horse with a gun.}
ENGLISHMAN: Tally ho!
{A Santa pops up and the Englishman shoots him.}
ENGLISHMAN: Mmmm, a nice slice of Santa meat, wot wot?
{The Englishman drapes the Santa on the back of his horse and rides off.}
{Sephiroth comes in with Mafia Clothes, a mafia haircut, and a scar on his face, holding a tommy gun.}
SEPHIROTH: SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIENDS!! {Shoots a nearby animal.}
{the animal reveals itself to be Beast Bell}
BEAST BELL: AROOOOO!!!! {morphs into normal Bell} OW! Thanks a LOT, Seph! {gets out a bug zapper, puts it in a nearby lake. many dead Santafish float to the top} Hehehe...
SEPHIROTH: {In a Mafia Accent} Oh, I apologize Bell! Here, take this bribe! {Throws a bag of $100 Bills. The bag has some bloodstains.}
IM A BELL: Thanks! You now have no lawsuits. {hides money}
SEPHIROTH: Yes. ........Wanna join the Mafia?
IM A BELL: Hmm... generates a striped suit around self} I don't see why not.
SEPHIROTH: Cool! You also get, {Gets out a box, and takes out items as he says their name.} A Special Mafia Handgun, A Medical Bill, and an Extortion Kit, along with a Sniper Rifle.
IM A BELL: Nice.
SEPHIROTH: And a Teddybear! {Gives a Teddybear to Bell, with a scar on his eye.}
TAHU: Hey, juys! {Randomly turns into an Eevee, and begins singing} I would do anything for love, I would do anything for love, I would do Anything for LU-UV! {Looks at a Ditto resembling Im a bell} But I won't do that.O-oh no-o!
{Killer Santas start to run towards the three.}
TAHU: {In a Poopy Mario voice} Uh-oh! {Implodes}
CHAOS: 1011101010101-0101100111010101001010101101010101100101101100101100-2.
{The screen turns black.}
CHAOS: Hey guys now you all have to type without punctuation to make eveything seem sort of funny like on those Zero Punctuation reviews they show of X-Play every tuesday we will stop the no punctuation when I say we will everyone get it got it good
SEPHIROTH: nice thats cool anyway does anyone like the godfather
IM A BELL: no actualy i've never seen it but i say it gets five buckets of cement out of five oh no i've got a virus-0100110101010111010000010100100001000001010010000100000101001000010000010100100001000001001000010010000100100001001000010010000100100001001000010010000100100000010010010010000001101000011000010111011001100101001000000111000001101111011100110111001101100101011100110111001101100101011001000010000001110100011010000110100101110011001000000110110101101111011100100111010001100001011011000010011101110011001000000110001001101111011001000111100100100001
{OOC:It's REAL binary.}
CHAOS: Oh my gosh do you want the antidote and a firewall to protect yourself I got a Mcafee pack that I never used and it looks like it could come in handy here
{sephiroth throws a cement block at chaos}
SEPHIROTH: sorry i couldnt control myself
{Tahu's head is magically restored}
TAHU: Hey guys! Wanna- {explodes because of punctuation} Aw crap.
{Kirbychu enters. He is black and white, and covered in random didgets}
KIRBYCHU HR'D: LOL!11!!1!! Leik, I gut a vrus!1 HLP PLZ!!11!
{Kirbychu turns into ones and zeros.}
01001011 01101001 01110010 01100010 01111001 01100011 01101000 01110101 00100000 01001000 01010010 00100111 01000100 00111010 00100000 01010101 01101101 00101110 00101110 00101110 00100000 01001001 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101001 01101110 01101011 00100000 01101101 01111001 00100000 01100010 01110010 01100001 01101001 01101110 00100000 01100010 01110010 01101111 01101011 01100101 00101110 00100000 01000101 01101001 01110100 01101000 01100101 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100001 01110100 00101100 00100000 01101111 01110010 00100000 01001001 00100111 01110110 01100101 00100000 01100010 01100101 01100011 01101111 01101101 01100101 00100000 01110000 01100001 01110010 01110100 00100000 01100011 01101111 01101101 01110000 01110101 01110100 01100101 01110010 00101110 00100000 01010000 01101100 01100101 01100001 01110011 01100101 00101100 00100000 01010000 01001100 01000101 01000001 01010011 01000101 00100000 01101100 01100101 01110100 00100000 01101101 01100101 00100000 01100010 01100101 00100000 01100111 01101111 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01100011 01110010 01100001 01111010 01111001 00101110 (if you can decode this, I'll make you a gift.)
CHAOS: hey youre not supposed to talk like that you need to stop using punctuation and grammer until i say stop
{Chaos pulls out a small gun and Zaps kirbychu back to normal.}
KIRBYCHU HR'D: I wish I knew what I was saying can you decode what I said
CHAOS: No im good
ZNEX: I DECODED IT {does a little dance}
TAHU: you're saying um i think my brain broke either that or i've become part computer. Please please let me be going crazy
{Tahu's head explodes}
HALO ANNOUNCER: HEADSHOT.
{An upside-down X On Fire appears encased in ice.}
X IN ICE: syug olleH
IM A BELL: FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE. FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! {licks Znex's foot}
{Znex destroys Im a bell's tongue.}
KIRBYCHU HR'D: Oh look it's X On Ice can we punctuate now
ZNEX: NO
KIRBYCHU HR'D: I FOUND A LOOPHOLE{!} If you put the punctuation mark in italicized brackets {,} they{'}re concidered directions instead of punctuation{!} The best part is {:} We can{'}t be hurt{,} or we can sue{!}
{A cat pops up.}
CAT: LOL I HAZ BOMB
ZNEX: OH NOES
{The cat throws the bomb and the world blows up. Cut to two people watching the thing.}
PERSON 1#: Well, that was random.
PERSON 2#: Do you like pie? {his face goes crazy}
{The second person is shot. "HAPPY END!" appears on screen. Zoom out more to show everyone is in Kirbychu's living room watching "The Demented Cartoon Movie 2".}
KIRBYCHU HR'D: Well I'm dissapointed. It wasn't even an hour long! And where was the Kamakazi Watermelon? There wasn't even one mention of Zeeky Boogy Doog for pete {atomic explosion}
{zoom out to Im a bell watching a flatscreen TV}
IM A BELL: ... Um... {shoots tv with a shotgun}
{crickets chirp for a few seconds. the TV (which was on the wall, if you didn't know) caves in from the hole out. teeth appear above and below the large hole. the wall partly caves in, creating a head-sized (proportional to mouth) hole. there is a ring around the mouth. It glows and then turns red. the darkness of the hole expands a foot outward towards Bell, and eyes appear}
WALL SHOOP: MONKEY DROPPI-{fires lazer}
{Zoom out to show Strong Bad on the Lappy. Homestar is near by.}
STRONG BAD: WHAT THE CRAP!?! Man, that's the last time I take a video recomendation from you, Homestar.
HOMESTAR: EYES OF GANON ARE EVERYWHERE! I AM ERROR! WILD MISSINGNO. APPEARED!
KIRBY: THIS IS MADNESS!
KIRBYCHU HR'D: Madness? No! This is ATHENS!
IM A BELL: HOMESTAR CHARACTERS?!!!!! RULE 1.6 BREAKAGE!!!!
{Homsar comes in and eats everyone.}
{Everyone's except for Chaos' head explodes, and Falco runs onscreen rapidly shooting his gun. Everyone runs away.}
FALCO: CHICKA-DIE!!!!!!!!!
{An anvil falls on Falco.}
CHAOS:............................................................................................................ ..................................... ............................................................................................... ......................................................................... ................................................... ............................................................................. ............ .. ................................ LET'S DO THIS AGAIN SHALL WE?
{Falco throws a Fox Grenade at Chaos.}
FALCO: Look at what you just did!
