Now It's Just Sad:A Random Compilation of Crap/3

Summary

A terrible parody of Knight Rider(the series). The only real thig they parody is the car!

Transcript

{Knight Rider drives in, and Chaos hops out of it.}

CHAOS: Falco! I have your doughnuts!

{Chaos' head gets crushed by a master emerald, by Falco.}

FALCO: Cool!

CHAOS: {Muffled} Merrh.

{A giant Master Emerald crushes Falco's head.}

CHAOS: {muffled} This doesn't look good.

FALCO: {muffled} Really?

{Sephiroth comes in, wearing Disco clothes}

SEPHIROTH: DISCO!!! {Spins around, until Wario comes and Jumps on his head.}

IM A BELL:{appears} EEEAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGGGGHINNERIORIEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ...Earghineriorie. Umm... {Bell costume rips off. It's really Doc Ock} DOCTOR OCTAGONAPUS BLAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!! {fires his lazer, Doc Ock costume rips off. It really WAS Bell} PH33R MAH CONTROL OF MEMES!!!!! {millions of Mudkips run in and fire their lazers}

{Falco breaks the Emerald.}

FALCO: DON'T EAT MY DONUTS!

{Falco runs offscreen, and reappears in the Landmaster.}

FALCO: Hwuddah-lukka-micka-lipfa-{His teeth move from side to side, and sounds like tongue clicking four times}

{The landmaster's laser turns Im A Bell into a pile of ashes. The Landmaster then runs over the ashes.}

IM A BELL: AHH!!! MY MOST OF ME! {heals} Now then. {summons two guys}

GUY 1: Um...

GUY 2: I know...

GUY 1: What now?

GUY 2: Uhh... Dunno.

{Colin Mochrie's head appears}

GUY 1: Hey look! It's-

GUY 2: Um, Mr. Mochrie, are you going to fire your lazer?

COLIN: NO, THEY ARE.

GUY 1: Who's "they"?

COLIN: These guys.

{millions of Doc Ocks appear}

DOC OCKS:{in unison} DOCTOR OCTAGONAPUS BLAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!! {fire their lazers at the landmaster. It explodes, taking Falco, Colin's head, and the two guys with it. The Doc Ocks disappear}

{A man walks by with a pram. An old lady walks over and looks into the pram.}

OLD LADY: Oh, what a lovely little--

{The pram eats the old lady and then the man continues on. Another old lady walks over and looks into the pram.}

OLD LADY: Oh, what a lovely little--

{The pram eats the old lady and burps, and then the man continues on. Another old lady walks over and looks into the pram.}

OLD LADY: Oh, what a lovely little--

VOICE: STOP! That is quite enough!

{A hand reaches down from above and turns the pram around so it's now facing the man. The pram then starts chasing the man offscreen, chomping.}

SEPHIROTH: Starts talking about every action he's gonna do, instead of doing it.

IM A BELL: {I'm gonna act out what I want to say}

{Falco pops out of the Landmaster, and pulls out a Golden hammer. Then, he hits Bell and sephiroth, and they fly out of the stratosphere.}

FALCO: YOU SHOULDN'T CONFUSE THE VIEWERS!

{The screen turns white, and shows "The End".}

CHAOS: SUDDEN PLOTHOLE'd!

{The screen falls down, and Chaos is in Wolf's Landmaster.}

CHAOS: We're gonna have some fun with this thing!

{Chaos shoots Falco with the Landmaster's laser, turning him into ahses. Then, Chaos sweeps the ashes off the screen with a broom attacthment in the landmaster. When Chaos comes back, a giant foot falls on him.}

CHAOS: My beautiful stolen Landmaster! Good thing I escaped from the impact.

{Chaos falls down a bottomless pit.}

CHAOS: ...Now I have a sudden hunger...

{Cut to What's Her Face.}

WHAT'S HER FACE: When you fall in a bottomless pit, you die of starvation.

CHAOS: I'm at the bottom now. That wasn't very exciting. Hey, a button!

{Chaos presses the button, and white goo floods the screen. Then, "The End" floats by on a life preserver.}

THE END!